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As you know this afternoon we have the Friday of our lives

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at 5pm we all meet at

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the Pheonix on King's Road

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We will take our finest boys on an ambitious pub crawl with a target of

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a minimum 12 pints across the best pubs on Kings Road

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You lot are too old

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it's - what -14 years since you left Nottingham

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Mein Fuhrer....

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We..

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Charlie: We are world class boozers and have snus to help

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We are in our prime - FACT

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Those who can't even down a pint  -  Lovelace, Le Pard, Day  -  fuck off

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Are you completely insane

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You talk of this Pub Crawl as if you were uni boys still

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You need a game plan or you wont get past 5 pints before you're in bed again

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Charlie, enough about Tabitha

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get her out of your head, move on

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you've got to focus on the beers for Christ's sake

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You need to bring your best form from your days at University

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talking of which, Ollie, you didn't even go to Nottingham why are you here

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Mein Fuhrer I work in insurance - I'm better than them at downing a pint

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That's not the point it's about how many pints you can have

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Mein Fuhrer, it's Josh you need to worry about

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Yes I haven't even started on that little fucking pussy

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REIGATE

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What the hell where you thinking, you're never out anymore

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You can't even have a beer after work

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Let alone a fucking 12 pinter pub crawl

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You need to forget your fucking wives and children

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And focus everything on each fucking pint you have. Inch by inch....

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...gulp by fucking gulp

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Nothing else fucking matters this afternoon... not even Mkango

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Go out there and be your best

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Take each pint and fucking own it

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Suck it down like it's your last ever

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If you were planning your best

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Why the fuck didn't you bring Marcus who can at least help you win a boat race

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Have you thought about how this will look when you get stuck at 5 pints

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You're going to have to smash on the cocktails

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To make up for being 35 year olds has-beens

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And Charlie forget about Tabitha

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It's ok he's addicted to snus anyway

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If you don't throw everything at this it's over

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It's down to each of you to find it in yourself

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Look around

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Today, these are your brothers

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If you get this right, your grandkids might one day tell the tales of this Friday

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And you'll be forever remembered as the best boozers

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Go out and be your best today