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This is the best attraction

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It is called Anakeesta

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“The Place of  High Ground”

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You will ride a ski lift

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with a 1 and 5 year old

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with a 1 and 5 year old

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For 45 minutes

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Furher

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Sometimes…

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Sometimes you ride the ski lift for 45 minutes and…

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they shut the park down

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Everyone out- Scuba Steve, Two Tone, and Hoofs stay

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You ride a ski lift for 45 minutes

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And you expect a 1 and 5 year old to be happy!

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I would rather go to the Dude ranch and fish for blue gill with my pinky!

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They think they can subject anyone to this!

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Dolly Parton knows better!

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I heard a child was stung by a bee while waiting in line last week!

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That’s it! Anakeesta is off the list!

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I will visit the national parks!

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Furher, Sometimes all parking is taken

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All parking is taken! How is this possible it covers 816 square miles!

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They only have 10 spots!

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They only have 10 spots!

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What do we do!

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Sit in a cabin and count bears!

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I will be calling the owner of Anakeesta

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I will be calling the park ranger

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I will be calling Dolly Parton

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Gatlinberg! Nothing like parking for 20 dollars

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To stand in line for taffy and overpriced fudge

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I will spend all of my time at No Way Jose’s!

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I have been looking forward to this vacation

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We must visit the wax museum with King Kong

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It’s a beacon of light in a lost town

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I will get my picture

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Next to the mountain coaster and Bubba Watson

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We must find the bright side of The Smoky Mountains

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In spit of Anakeesta and the Dude Ranch

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Pay 70$ to fish for blue gill

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Who do they think they are!

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It’s Ok- we will take him cliff jumping at the Sinks

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I just hope

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I get to go cliff jumping at the Sinks

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Gatlinberg

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Pigeon Forge

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The Great Smokey Mountains- we must take a train ride to look for elk, bear, and raccoons

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At least we have Bennett’s BBQ

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Their sauce is fire