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every time the match begins the players are counting the reapers

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trying to hurry up and swap builds

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thinking they can hard counter our favorite class

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players are still hopeful we will balance the Necromancers so there is more class distribution.

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just wait until they get a taste of ritualist

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and warrior...

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yes warrior

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we have very special plans for them

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the new build is even worse

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worse than bladesworn in its current iteration has ever been

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there were some complications in the creation process

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and we were limited on funds with warrior development

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the new spec is a free kill

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even condi mech is stronger

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watching them fight and die

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will be even more hilarious

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than watching berserkers die instantly

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to 2 conditions from a reaper

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they will have depression from the death log

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but guess what, we have good news

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we will still be profiting

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from all the swimsuit sales

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on to other matters. Mesmers are also getting a new build

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and many players think it will be support

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but little do they know

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its even trashier than the current chronomancer build

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the over-nerfed useless build

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people still try to use that garbage

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even though tempest is fifty times better

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but what do we care, they still buy gems

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lots of gems too

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for skins

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grown men love dressing up as women

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but who are we to complain

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more money for us and the upcoming game

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wishing for guild wars 3

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yeah we will give u guild wars 3

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and

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its going to be a mobile pay 2 win game

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for android and IOS

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complete with autopathing

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and loaded to the brim with microtransactions

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but who cares

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and yes it will have swimsuit skins

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we know thats all they care about

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i mean who doesnt like a dead warrior

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especially in a twenty dollar pixel swimsuit