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The topcashback hunt has begun

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there are pies

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here, here and here

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people are sharing them online

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so we should be able to win 20 pence

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I've already won £35

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it was so easy

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uhhh my failure

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topcashback

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are giving everyone £20+ by accident, the prizes don't count

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anyone who has won more than £15 leave the room

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what do you mean I've wasted my time?

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i spent 5 whole minutes looking for them

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i even bragged on hotukdeals

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and it turns out it's all for nothing

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don't cry everyone still might win £1000

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i have more chance of winning a flamedeer gold

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I should've known something was wrong when Rmcstar was winning

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he won 6 in an hour

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it still may be honoured

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They can't give everyone £50

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but they gave me 10p 3 years ago

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that'll be 10p more than Rmcstar will ever win

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he has more luck on flamedeer colouring

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gummby won 50p and he will brag now

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everyone was so happy until this

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what's next? summer flamedeer is cancelled

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what I meant to do?

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it's like catching loads of whites & silvers

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but never finding gold

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I wasted my lunch break

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Now someone will have to break the news

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and then they'll get fired

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they'll be just as disappointed as me

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That money would've bought be enough freddos to last a year

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but it was a glitch, there goes my £37

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also i don't have a flamedeer plushie

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yet people always brag about theirs

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don't worry there's always the poem contest on the pulse

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oh well

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all i can hope is my 10p gift card tracks

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at least hotukdeals is still fun

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everyone can go home now

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we tried our best

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it's over.