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The public isn't buying the Obama story

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Not one person

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Lamestream media says

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this is a ridiculous fabrication

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And now they're discussing Maxwell.

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I'll pardon her. And this ends.

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Then we're back in business.

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Mr. President. Maxwell has indicated she will tell the truth

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And your name

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is there dozens of times.

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Miller, Gaetz, Gabbard Green

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Everyone else, out.

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I told you to sell this story!

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We need this to end!

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I'm can't replace Social Security with an IOU

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if everybody is talking about child rape!

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How am I supposed to drain

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Fort Knox and replace it with Melania Coins?

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I told you to revoke Rosie's citizenship

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Did you do it? Hell no!

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But we're putting sugar back in Coke!

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I told you to cancel those late night comedians!

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We can't get rid of them all at once!

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All of them! Make an example of them!

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The liberals will fall in line!

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Take away their precious Maddow and Stewart

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and they will submit

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Make memes a felony

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They're laughing at me

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And now South Park?!?!

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Showing my cock to the world!

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Don't you get it? My voters don't care I fuck kids.

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They don't care.

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We just have to keep throwing the browns out!

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And that will keep them happy.

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Liberals!

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All you had to do was silence them!

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But now they won't shut up about rape.

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But I'll make them pay.

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We killed Epstein. We'll get a Justice next.

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And I'll put Boebert on the Supreme Court.

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She's make a great Justice...

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We'll have to fall back

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to something we know

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The Bidens

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Subpeona Hunter's phone. Fill it with porn.

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Then call Fox and Friends

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OAN and Newsmax

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Do it now