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As per your orders, mein Starmer...

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Herr Lowles made some calls..

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Antifa was deployed to Epping

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As planned, this lead to disorder, and we were able to arrest several Brits here.

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Our agents were then bussed our agents on for deployment in Canary Wharf.

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And what of our wider England strategy?

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I trust this crushed the protests as planned.

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Herr Starmer...

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The combatants...

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The combatants we put in the hotels have been raping local girls.. The local people are infuriated.

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Protests have occurred at dozens of our garrison hotels over the weekend.

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Everyone get out.   Boris, Nelson, Corbyn, you stay.

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You fucking cretins!

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I told you to keep them entertained!

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Free internet

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Free porn

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The Care for Calais slags

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We have houses full of boys in Lambeth!

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That ridiculous Green Party Gollum girl

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would have sucked off a few!

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We tried that. They were all too old, and since Friday you blocked all the porn!

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You could have fooled me! Macron was on the blower, and said those fishy cunts are still in Calais!

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Starmer Sir, they only want the schoolgirls

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Bonnie Blue has that uniform!

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You're brainless turdfarmers!

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She's been part of the strategy from the beginning.

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You know Lily Philips would have been game as well!

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Now it's kicking off in Portsmouth and Ashfield!

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You could have released a few more criminals

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To make some room to lock these protesters up

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At a push, Angela could have gobbled some of them!

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I'd have been better off giving this job to Lammy!

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Now what am I meant to say to von der Leyen?

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About our plans.. our carefully laid plans..

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To rape Britain into submission.

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That's my Sunday shot to shit..

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I was supposed to be spending this afternoon with those Ukrainian twinks!

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It's more like an evening with the muppets.

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Khan will be furious.

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Lord Ali will rip the piss till the end of time!

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That insufferable Farage is going to gloat!

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Don't worry. Some of Afghans will be allowed to stay...

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I can see it now.

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These unwelcome migrants might have to go.

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And their votes.

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The kids.. are too based.

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I can see now, we probably won't win the next election..

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And the only comfort is

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Neither will the tories.