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The talk around Tallahassee is the

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governor has selcted his CFO.

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His plan has been

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strategic, but appears effective.

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He’s paving the way for 2026.

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I’m not concerned. I’ve been

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hearing the same thing for some time.

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Director….

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Blaise was chosen.

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Ingoglia was sworn in today.

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You were not invited.

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Everyone leave except command.

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He finally fucked me!

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My career is done!

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DAMMIT!!! How is this?

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I’m screwed!

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Don’t worry Effy

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Now what do I do?!

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I’ve done everything to

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destroy morale and trust.

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Director, the men are rejoicing

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Of course they are, Karl!

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They want us gone.

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Those ingrate bastards!

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I gave them purpose.

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New badges were issued

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twice over, with new shirts.

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Pants, hats, stationary.

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I gave them policies and PowerDMS

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So what if I bitch about Works?!

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Is it too much to demand they be sent into

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hurricanes and alligators in 110° heat?

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Yes, for shit pay and zero credit

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I got numbers for us

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you pathetic trunk monkey lackeys.

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Fine, fuck it!

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I’ll get a new job,

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doing who knows what.

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I’m fucking sick of

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those bastard fire investigators

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I still don’t know what they do!

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Don’t talk about STMS approval

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Years of micromanagement

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Creating more work…

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…for the sake of work…

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…to justify my job.

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He’s gonna DOGE the shit outta this place

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and see we’re useless to them.

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Prepare your resumes.