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We have identified biscuit shops sir

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Morrisons

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and Home Bargains

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are here and here

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You'll get your Hobnobs from either

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And Chocolate?

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Nobody's bringing chocolate?

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Menners

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Magic Mike

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Magic's brought Choco Leibniz

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He says they're biscuits

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Choco Leibniz are 63% chocolate. Those who brought proper biscuits can fuck off

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Chocolate hobnobs

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Nailed on to win, you said

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Nobody's going to beat hobnobs, not Joyce

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Not Gooders going to bloody Waitrose

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Percy Pig biscuits? WTF

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Even Emperor GC won't beat a Hobnob

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You're all shit

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My best score is a bloody 8.5

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We didn't see the Leibniz coming

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Leibniz is 63% chocolate. Why didn't you stop it?

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Menners, they looked like biscuits

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He might as well have brought Dairy Milk in

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Or chocolately M&S

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The rules are simple lads

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Bring in a biscuit. A biscuit

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50 percent biscuit. Not 63%

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63% chocolate is not a biscuit

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I'm sick of not winning because people bring tastier things in

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Nobody ever listens to the committee

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The hours I put into these competitions

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The late nights

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Coming up with ideas for tasty office treats

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brilliant ideas

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Someone else can do it

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Nobody respects the committee

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How can choco leibniz get through? It's ridiculous

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Doesn't even come close

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to a biscuit, for god's sake

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The world's gone mad

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It's okay Olivia. Snack is a biscuit

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It really isn't that hard

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To spot a biscuit, is it?

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You lot take over

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if you can be arsed

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Well I tell you this, I won't be bringing any more hobnobs in

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You can buy your own

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And I'll give Magic a 3 out of 10