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We have completed the research

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The airport is south of Berlin

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All major airlines fly from here

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It provides easy access

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to all major European cities

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This is excellent news

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Perfect for our European tour

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Sir, about that...

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It's UEFA

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UEFA will not let us compete in European competition

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We have breached their multi club ownership rules

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Everyone out except Parish, Blitzer and Textor

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Are you fucking kidding me?

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I told you this had to be dealt with before March 1st!

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You know what UEFA are like!

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Oh, but we won't qualify you said

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Just in case, I said

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But, oh no, you knew better of course

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We've never won anything, you said!

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Why would we start now, you said!

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Sir, only an idiot would predict we would win the cup

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We are one of the biggest clubs in the world!

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Sir, with all due respect I don't think...

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Don't interrupt me, Parish!

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What was I thinking when I put you in charge?

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I am so sick of seeing you and your stupid hair

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Always there, trying to look like you know what you're doing

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"I'm a successful businessman"

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"I drive a yellow Ferrari"

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I suppose you asked that grinning fool Bright for advice

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He might be the dumbest person I have ever met

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Second only to this collection of imbeciles standing before me

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What is it? Incompetence?

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Too much effort for you?

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It's all I ever wanted - Europa League

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But of course not

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And what is your final solution to this?

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Sell the team to Woody fucking Johnson!

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What made you think that was a good idea?

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Have you seen the state of the Jets?

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I'll cut off my remaining nut if we avoid relegation!

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It's OK, we still have the Charity Shield to look forward to

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I suppose we can take it to CAS

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Such a waste of time

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Rules are rules

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They will agree with UEFA

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And all it will do is add even more to Bozza's coffers

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with all the replies to that damn thread.

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Tell me about the new stand