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Initial reports from the angmar & arnor pdf

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say that rangers are F4

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cost 30 points if they take armour

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or 31 with armour and spear

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aswell as their usual 1M/1W/1F and 2 attacks

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Yes but when the armies of middle earth book releases

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they will have amended the rangers profiles

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my lord dunedain

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games workshop

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games workshop didn't change their profiles...

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and its not looking good for the grey company either

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what do you mean its not looking good for halbarad, arathorn, aranarth and the grey company?

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This is an outrage!!!

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2 attacks but still fight bloody 4?!?

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these are descendants of Numenoreans who protected the lands of middle earth!!

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Not some potato eating Hobbit farmers!!

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31 points for that?!? what a joke!!

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I remember when rangers were 25 points and had armour!

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And only paid 6 points for a horse and not restricted by bow limits!!!

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That's what it should be now, these are the very best of men!!!

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my lord dunedain, this is the new edition..

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MY ARMY IS RUINED!!! I WAS THE KING!!!

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my lord dunedain, times change...

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I was on course to be the GBHL champion, nobody could outshoot me!!

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Now I don't even have Stalk Unseen

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Instead things like Guluvahr have it?!?

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Yes that makes sense, the big bat bastard with his flappy wings

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hiding behind a tree... OOOOO YOU CANT SEE ME!!

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at least he can't fly 12 inches anymore or team up with the witch king

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why did I sell all my collection of figures and only keep my rangers of the north

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I had the perfect army...

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Noobs and veterans alike CRIED when I showed up to the table

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Now how am I going to get my kicks...

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by playing garrison of ithilien? even those common men are better than my rangers..

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It's absolute un-canonical bullshit!!

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Did they even read the lore...

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MABLUNG GIVES RANGERS NEAR HIM STALK UNSEEN AND ALLOWS THEM TO IGNORE IT!!!

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AND HE WAS BLOODY LEGACIED WITH ANBORN, THAT PRETTY LITTLE TWERP

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And we only get an FAQ every 5 years

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My rangers are going to be shit forever, woodland creature nonsense!

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And if I even wanted to play Grey company, theyre too expensive!!

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It'll be okay, he'll buy a Depths of Moria army..

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1195 points... that's how much it costs...

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for all the heroes, wargear upgrades and a full warband

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its just depressing

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I couldn't even take that to throne of skulls

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Maybe I'll buy some goblins, and that nice fiery demon, the balrog is it?

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And if I don't win, I'll just throw my rounded dol-amroth dice at their head.

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that'll bloody show em...