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As you can see Matt we have already

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Promotion for next

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Season to win it from start

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We are outright favourites and have signed Oille Banks also

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Looking players so we win it outright

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Piss there fans off

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Laugh at there twitter piss Boil

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Matt Oldham actually won

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Southend lost

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Oldham scored 2 goals in 2 minutes

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Oldham are back in the EFL

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Hinshelwood, Pearce, Stones, Luamba please stay the rest of you fuck of please

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How the hell did this happen

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Southend 2 1 up with minutes left

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In thought those Essex Boys would see the job through not bottle i

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I even bought Josh Stones to weaken them

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When the league was won in

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November I had the fog on outside to

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So we could finish our Left over Turkey now

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Off Norwood & Harriet scored

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All the way to Truro City & I now

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Have to show my face back in Yeovil where they will

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All be waiting with pitch forks

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Plus we have to go to Scotland to face Carlisle

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Back to Boring Wood

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Who the fuck are Brackley

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I bet Frank is laughing is Flat Cap off

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Norwood the Nandos loving prick I thought

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he couldn't be bothered picking up his MOTM award

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They hate him now he his some sort hero to them he'll he may even now

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Change his Twitter profile picture and

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Harrett thought he was a poacher brought in to kill those Rats

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Goes and scores the winner I

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I thought he was a poacher brought in to kill those

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Rats David Unsworth spotted at

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Boundary Park he saw

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Now they have won at Wembley and are in League 2 the Oldham fans on

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Twitter will never let me hear the end of it I'll now have to look

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Deactivate twitter to avoid

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That fucking Oafc Hashtag all the wankers on

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& that bloody Podcast & phone in

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3 up is needed I'll send the EFL a letter

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I thought I told the booze bus

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Lads to boo them so much that Mellon would get sacked

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Instead there out

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On the piss celebrating drinking

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Appearing on another Around The Grounds video & we wasted money on a silly Tifo &

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We now left with Oille Banks & a fat

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Ginger Bastard on our books