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Noel, as you can see from the weather patterns, Saturday is looking like a cunt of a day.!

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Holding a BBQ brings extreme risks

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But maybe from 3pm to 6pm we could get your kochwurst on the grill?

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With careful planning, we could set up the BBQ, and be done and dusted by 6pm?

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Just in time to watch the Champions League Final

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Interesting.

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And who's on the BBQ?

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Noel, Look...everyone...

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everyone...

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Everyone prefers Paul's BBQ. Succulent, juicy, not the shite you throw out!

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Jasper wont even eat it!!!!

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Simon, Mick, Gary, Neal, Fuck off!!

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Ye sneaky bastards.

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Every year, bursting me hole cooking

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Tescos finest sausages, organic burgers, the whole shabang!!

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Corn on the cob!!

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Chicken with Emer's secret sauce

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Ungrateful bastards. Ye can fuck RIGHT off.

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The joke is on yous. He buys all his BBQ pre-cooked...Days old mouldy shite !

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Pre cooked.  Shite!

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Noel, calm down! Your BBQ is ok..But Paul's is different level!

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Me bollix, Dave. I expected more from you! Whatever happened to Finglas til we die?

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But since I moved to Castleknock my expectations for BBQs have risen!

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Risen? Well so have my expectations for table quizzes...and you're no Bunny Carr, Dave Hannah!

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No Bunny Carr!!

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Well its the last fuckin time I'll do a BBQ for ye pack of wankers...

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I dont even like bbq for fuck sake!

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But I do it for you

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All of you hungry fuckers

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For Peter, to get him out of the bedroom and off the internet

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So he'll stop pulling the stomach off himself

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For Neal, just so he feels included...and I hate the fuckin English!

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I do it all for you.

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All for you. I give the BBQs everything I have!

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For my neighbours

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My nosey pack of ungrateful fuckin neighbors

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Well it stops now. No more of Noel's 10inch frankfurter...no more party in Noel's front garden.

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Ye can all piss off across the road to that LANKY prick and his succulent bbq

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I never thought Id see the day

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."Oh Noel, your BBQ was lovely, thanks a million" The lies, the deception..

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I hope yer happy. Emer will never recover from this.

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Emer, why didnt you tell him his BBQ is shite?

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Im selling up!

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Moving back to Finglas. The Fatherland.

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Back to my own kind

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Dave, stop touching yourself!!

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I'll miss you all. Except Mick & Peter - But l'll miss the rest of yous

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And I'm sorry I couldn't do BBQ like Paul

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Different Level BBQ!!