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Sir, I have disturbing news.

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Luke Stoltman has been

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cheating on his wife for some time.

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Since SMOE, Arnold and the Rogue Invitational.

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Kushi put it on her Instagram.

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Unfortunate,

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but we still have Hooper and LHBK.

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Uh, well...

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Shortly after...

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We learned that he was cheating too

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with his wife's maid of honor...

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Everyone out except Loz, Liz, Romark and Paul.

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WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK?!

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AFTER HE CALLED OUT LUKE LIKE THAT?

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I BOUGHT SO MUCH LHBK MERCH TOO FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!

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AND WHAT IS WITH THESE WOMEN

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THROWING THEMSELVES AT THEM?

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THESE GUYS ARE FAT CUNTS

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WITH SHRUNKEN NUTSACKS

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THAT CAN'T SLEEP WITHOUT A CPAP-

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Sir but they are the strongest-

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OH STOP FUCKING COPING BEAR CHASER!

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I asked Luke for nudes, but still-

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YEAH YOU AND HALF OF THE EMIRATES!

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FUCKING OIL MONEY!

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THESE FAMILY MEN WERE

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THE BEACONS OF HOPE IN BETWEEN

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ALL OF THE STEROIDS, ALCOHOLISM AND DRUGS!

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ALONG WITH DIVORCES, DOMESTIC ABUSE AND BULLYING!

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AT THIS POINT WE'RE BETTER OFF PUTTING OUR ATTENTION

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TO THE FUCKING NATTIES!

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AT LEAST THERE THEY CAN'T BLAME IT ON THE FUCKING TREN!

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I can't take it anymore.

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I supported them because they were family men like me.

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I would be the greatest dad ever!

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CHEATERS, ALL OF THEM!

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IT'S BAD ENOUGH THAT WSM IS RIGGED, BUT NOW THE ACTUAL ATHLETES ARE FAKE TOO!

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THIS ENTIRE SPORT IS TURNING INTO A DISAPPOINTMENT!

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But I'm not fully giving up just yet.

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There's still Romark and Martins.

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There's still Loz and Liz!

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It's OK, Liz said she's not a Reddit mod.

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What is happening to this sport?

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Things were better before social media.

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Kaz the GOAT.

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Strength does not matter anymore.

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It's all about how popular you are on Instagram.

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Like Eddie Hall and Pa O'Dwyer.

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At least they seem nice...