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TRF has denied the responsibilty

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The account is from Pakistan

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They claim we hacked their channel

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The UNSC decision has been reversed

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& US is not backing our Incursion anymore

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But NDTV can still change the narrative

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I have the best Media Propaganda

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Pradanmanthri Modi Ji

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Punished Snake...

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Snake has leaked R&AW documents

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Our False-Flag document is viral now

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I want everyone who told me Snake and Kony aren't threats, to leave the room now!

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HOW THE FUCK DID THIS HAPPEN?

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A SNAKE LEAKED OUR TOP SECRET FILE!

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LOSING THE NARRATIVE IS A MASSIVE BLOW TO OUR WAR EFFORTS AND COULD SPELL DOOM FOR ME!

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What a Mess this is!

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R&AW HAS BEEN HUMIILIATED

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NOW THE WHOLE WORLD THINKS I KILLED MY OWN PEOPLE

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If we don't win the narrative ISI is gonna roast our balls

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OUR BSF JAWAN IS ALREADY IN THEIR HANDS

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Modi G, I have fired DIA chief

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WHAT THE FUCK! THAT MEANS YOU'VE ACCEPTED IT WAS A FALSE FLAG

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Modi G, I think he leaked the document

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YOU RETARD YOU MADE IT EVEN WORSE

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WHY DID YOU FIRE HIM!

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I can't believe our mighty R&AW

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Lost to a Retarded student and a Pre-school teacher!

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ISI didn't had to do shit!!!

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WHICH WAR WILL BE LOST NEXT BECAUSE OF YOUR INCOMPETENCE

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NEXT YOU'RE GOING TO TELL ME THEY LEAKED ME KISSING AJIT'S HAIRY ASS

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We shouldn't have written R&AW docs on Paper!

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Now ISI could sweep through and turn the Indians against me!

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R&AW has failed me again.

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And our allies are useless, where are the Mossad?

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Where are the Israeli bobs?

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We look weak!

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Years of Propaganda undone by two retards

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This failure is a mockery to hundreds of agents who maintaned RAW opsec

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Our Pak-Division agents in Balochistan better succeed

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If the BLA insurgency fails I'll bury myself

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ORDER THE AGENTS TO MOBILIZE

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Don't worry your husband is in China Division

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So this is the fruit of my work

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Years of Secrecy ruined by a 19 year old

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Its over for R&AW

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You should've written on your forehead

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How many times did I tell you to not write on paper.

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Now ISI will have R&AW's heads forever

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Bring me the cow piss.