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Spanish McMuffin and I are driving down

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ships of 120 shells

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We are passing Dearg's Fang

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we are just past the bridge and about to deliver 600 crates

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to the seaport right inside Saltbrook

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This is great

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I'm glad you safely made if thanks to your escorts

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Rigs....

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we didn't.......

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we didn't leave with a gunboat escort

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we thought it would be fine to go solo in two boats

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If you didn't drive an ironship, leave the voice channel please

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WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

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I SAID THIS LIKE TEN TIMES THIS FUCKING MORNING

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THE ROUTE IS 90% FUCKING OPEN OCEAN

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WHO CARES IF YOU HAVE A RADIO AND THINK ITS CLEAR

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YOU ARE ALONE IN A FUCKING BOAT

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YOU CAN'T FIGHT A GUNBOAT WITH YOUR FUCKING RADIO

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LISTENING KITS ARE RELEASED THEY CAN SEE OUR FUCKING INTEL GAPS

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THEY ARE GOING TO WAIT OUTSIDE THE GAPS

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RIGS I THOUGHT IT WAS CLEAR I COULDN'T SEE GREEN BOATS

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BECAUSE THEY WERE FUCKING HIDING

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RIGS I DID ALL I COULD

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EXCEPT BRING A FUCKING ESCORT OR EVEN A SPOTTER

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NOW ITS ALL GONE

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ALL THE WORK THE HOMIES DID IS GONE

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AND WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TO BUST OUR ASS TO MAKE SURE

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OUR FRIENDS CAN HAVE FUN ON ARTILLERY NIGHT

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3000 ARTILLERY SHELLS ARE NOW AN ARTIFICIAL CORAL REEF IN WELLCHURCH

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ALL BECAUSE OF A SINGLE SSGT FILLED GUNBOAT

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THEY SINGLEHANDEDLY CUCKED A DAY'S WORK

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NOW I'M GOING TO HAVE TO MAKE ALL THESE SHELLS AND CHAIN MYSELF TO A FACTORY

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I try to be a good leader

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I try to give good advice

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but I can't make people follow it

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its so fucking joever

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ITS SO FUCKING JOEVER AND THE WEST HAS FALLEN

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THIS SINGLE EVENT IN A GAME OF THOUSANDS OF PLAYERS HAS SURELY DOOMED THE WAR'S OUTCOME

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I CAN'T EVEN SHOW MY FACE TO MY WIFE TODAY

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BECAUSE I AM SO ASHAMED OF LOSING THESE SHELLS

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I HAVE TO TELL HER I FAILED

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ITS OK, THE BOYS WILL MAKE MORE SHELLS

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The war is over

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we have no way to have fun anymore

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We might as well give up

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the war is lost

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we should just build gas grenades and throw them  at our feet

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it is time to commit sudoku

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time to go play Monster Hunter Wilds