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The tariff plan has been enacted

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We put 34% on China,

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20% on Germany and Europe,

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.

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and 31% on the Swiss.

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This will make America great again

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.

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Mein Furher,

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The SPX...

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The SPX has been in freefall

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Because of the tariffs

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Lutnick, Bessent, Navarro, and Greer, stay

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This is all wrong!

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I'm making America Great!

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Now people are getting yippy?

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Tariffs are beautiful.

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Don't they want to work in textile factories?

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This is what the people voted for!

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It's a great time to get rich.

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We'll be making Iphones in America!

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Sir, an Iphone made here will cost $9000

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Then they will pay it!

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Sir, nobody can afford that in a recession.

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Recession is a liberal hoax!

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Tariffs make money!

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If Tariffs don't work,

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why were the 1930s so great?

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It was a golden age!

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Children as young as 9 were working

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dying textiles and working in steel mills.

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They weren't trans!

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Now these jobs have all been stolen!

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These billionaire fund managers

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dare tell me, ME

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that tariffs will cause a recession.

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Fuck them.

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There will be no inflation!

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Only beautiful factories

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being built again.

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No other president in history

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has been smart enough to do this!

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It's ok, Xi will definitely call soon

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At least the 10 year rate is down.

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With yields down we can refinance the debt

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It's ok

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The Fed... will cut

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I'm going to bring manufacturing back

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It'll be worth a few 401ks

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Where's Jamie Dimon?