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Sir the compiled tariff list you asked for:

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CHINA 34%, EU 20%

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VIETNAM 46%, JAPAN 24%,

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And 10% on those ungrateful penguins

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of the Heard Island & McDonald Islands

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Bigliest Tariffs ever.

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Xi should be calling any minute to make a deal

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Mr. President . . .

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Chairman Xi . . .

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Xi imposed 34% retaliatory tariffs.  EU says “Go Fuck Yourself”

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Global markets are collapsing.  Recession almost certain.

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Everyone but Vance, Bessant, Rubio, Navarro and the idiot Lutnick leave the room.

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WE ARE ROYALLY FUCKED.

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YOUR ONLY JOB IS TO MAKE ME LOOK BETTER

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THAN WEEKEND AT BERNIE'S BIDEN DROOLING IN HIS DIAPERS.

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THE SOLE REASON YOU BROWN NOSING FUCKS ARE HERE

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IS TO MAKE ME LOOK LIKE AN ECONOMIC GENIUS

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PLAYING 17 DIMENSIONAL CHESS WITH THE GLOBAL WORLD ORDER.

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NOW I LOOK LIKE AN ORANGE EMPEROR WITH NO CLOTHES.

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I WOULD FIRE YOU ALL THIS AFTERNOON IF I COULD SAVE FACE

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Mr President you're globally respected

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PULL YOU'RE HEAD OUT OF MY FUCKING ASS

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Perhaps you still have leverage sir

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THEY'VE CALLED MY FUCKING BLUFF YOU MORON

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BRITAIN MIGHT REJOIN THE EU.

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MACRON IS LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF.

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CHINA IS MAKING DEALS EVERYONE AND THEIR MOTHER

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GERMANY IS FINANCIALLY STIMULATING AND REARMING.

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DO YOU REMEMBER THE LAST FUCKING TIME THAT HAPPENED?

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BESIDES, HOW THE FUCK ARE WE GOING TO CONVINCE FOX NEWS VIEWERS

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THAT A RECESSION IS SOMEHOW "MAKING THEM RICH"?

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EVEN FOX AND FRIENDS CAN’T LIP SERVICE THIS SHIT FOR MUCH LONGER.

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RUPERT AND LACHLAN ARE PROBABLY

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IN NEW YORK TALKING EXIT STRATEGY AND RUNNING RISK PROFILES

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. . . THINKING ABOUT THE GOP FUTURE AFTER TRUMP.

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THE FUCKING DEMS

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WERE WALLOWING IN A DUMPSTER FIRE JUST WEEKS AGO.

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WE HAD SCHUMER ON THE ROPES THE MAYOR OF NYC BY THE BALLS

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MAGA HAD THE FARMERS, THE TECH BROS,

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THE CULTURAL RIGHT, THE INCELS, THE LAST FEW NEOCONS

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AND EVEN THE ICE BATH HIPPIES ALL UNDER OUR CONTROL

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Don’t worry.  De can still use Karen's cold plunge.

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Crashed the markets and the 10 year is still at 4%.

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Damn Powell and the Independent Fed.

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Probably have to get the S&P to 4400

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for QE to save our asses.

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At least Bitcoin is holding up.  WTF is crypto anyway?

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Barron’s leveraged long Fartcoin again.

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I'm proud of that boy.