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"company retreat" time again. Guys, jump on a plane

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it's gonna be fun

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what is this again, I thought to myself

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the CEO a bit loko in his head you know

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CTO follows him like a dog

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14 years

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14 years, 14 years

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these guys have earned $10 mexican dollars

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14 years

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now they are going to scam in crypto

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they wanna launch a token - "utility"

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was not enough for an IPO

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or a goddamn hot dog booth

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not enough for a hot dog booth

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now imagine this

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raising 45 mio venture capital

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after 12 years, just like that

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VCs scamming family offices

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5 star hotels, michelin star restaurants

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now inviting everyone to labor camps

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calling it "company retreats"

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everyone just works

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but they have the nerves

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calling it fun

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flying everyone into a desert

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not even an ocean in sight

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shared rooms

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ramadan, no alcohol to buy

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no fucking escape, not even if you'd want to

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here you go

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have fun

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have fun with your roomate

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wonderful nights

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away from your family

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the CEO, loko bastard, tries wearing tank tops to make it "fun"

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tank top?

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tank top, thinks it's cute

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then back to work

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12 hours a day

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the marketing lead, alcoholic, the CFO a lunatic workaholic

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and the sales lead?

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more testosterone than a bull dog, has foam in front of his mouth

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if he doesn't get what he wants, absolute raving madness

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now they bought a company

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catalyst, end level autism

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next they gonna build rockets

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let's see what they come up with during the "retreat"