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Morning coilers

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This is the facebook  in the morning

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All the newbees getting excited

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Promise of roman road nearby

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And a neolithic corridor

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its true

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its true

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all on ancient land

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its true

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The little fat bloke keeps saying its beautiful

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And all you go first

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My coil hasnt touched the ground.

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Beautiful

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Newbees are excited

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Think theyre gonna get rich

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Only moo tubes

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And crap

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No hammereds

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or roman coins

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Theyre running round the fields

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like soldiers

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in their camoflage gear

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think theyre on manouvers

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and he keeps saying beautiful

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what a dick

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and its still beautiful

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oh my god

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theyre so gullible

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believe everything theyre told

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its true

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its true

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he even has a raffle

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and calls it mega

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win about thirty quid

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and hes raking in about 600 quid

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not bad

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for sitting in a car

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Charges them 20 quid a head

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and they still pay

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cant understand these people

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does anybody find anything

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only the same people

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three o,clock hammered

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same guy

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every week

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and another guy

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you just cant make it up