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Come in!

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I have a blocker

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Oh no

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What sort of blocker?

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I can't connect to the DC to work on the POC

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I can't connect to the DC to work on the POC

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I can't connect to the DC to work on the POC

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So open up a ticket with internal IT

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I don't want to,

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I'm not here to socialise,

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I got into IT to fight with computers

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I didn't expect having to deal with internal IT

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NOBODY expects having to

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deal with internal IT

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Our chief weapons are

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unannounced changes

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unannounced changes and TLS inspection

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Our two weapons are unannounced changes and TLS inspection

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And broken VPNs

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Our Three! Weapons

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are unannounced changes

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and TLS inspection and broken VPNs

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And an almost

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fanatical devotion to not respond to tickets

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Four!

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Amongst our weapons

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Amongst our weaponnry

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are such elements

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as unannounced changes

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Oh I'll come in again

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I didn't expect having to deal with internal IT

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NOBODY expects having to

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deal with internal IT

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Amongst our Weaponry

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are such diverse elements as

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unannounced changes, TLS inspection,

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broken VPNs, And an almost

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fanatical devotion to not respond to tickets

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And not giving out local admin rights

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Ai, I'm not doing the rest of the video

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I have other hobbies.