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The game is tonight

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The Wankdorf Arena

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is just here

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Strong winds and rain are forecast

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We will need exceptional power and pace in defence

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With Phil Neumann and Rudolph Steiner

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We'll have the power to cope

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Marcus

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Steiner

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Steiner has locked himself in the toilet, he's upset

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Phil has signed for Birmingham

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Will everyone who has already signed up to Blues TV please get out of the room

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He said he would stay

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That Pig Dog said he would stay

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His Wife will be outside, I bet they got into her head

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Showing her houses in Henley-in-Arden

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Tom Brady will be pissing himself

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They offered €4M in the Summer and you told me "Say No"

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Now he walks away for less than a pack of nappies

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from the Aldi middle aisle

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Boss, they are from the English Third Division we didn't think he'd go

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They are richer than the entire State of Bavaria

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We had no idea they'd announce today

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They're building a Sports Quarter to rival the Etihad, you ballbag

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70 Acres

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Delta Airlines, Nike, Snatchpac

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We should have taken the money, our lederhosen

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have been pulled down by Craig 'No Brainer' Gardner

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I'll never watch Peaky Blinders, drive a Mini Cooper

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Or eat a bowl of Birds Custard, ever again

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I've got 6 Cadbury's Creme Eggs at home

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Now I've got to listen to Tom Ross mispronouncing his name on the radio

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It was obvious in negotiations that this would happen

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Hoodwinked by a man from Yardley, the disrepect

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He was wearing a tracksuit

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He Skyped us from Wetherspoons

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He got us to send him a WKD and a Mixed Grill on the App

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And we paid on the club credit card, so we're making a loss

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I bet Phil and his Wife were sat opposite

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Craig asked for Sauerkraut but I couldn't find it on the menu

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They were taking the piss and we fell for it

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Don't feel bad, Jeremy Dale bought the shots

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They'll probably get back-to-back promotions now

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Phil will become an all time Birmingham legend

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Best mates with Tom Brady

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Sign us up to Blues TV

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Order me a Blues Undefeated Hoodie and set up a Hanover OSC

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Get them to send Martin O'Connor to the opening

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Not that fuckin Tom Ross