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Sir, someone said something stupid

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on the internet again

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here on Twitter

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Many are hoping for a successful

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Wisconsin football program

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What about Greg Gard?

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Do they say nice things?

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Mein Furher

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It's been said

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It's been said

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Gard once made a mistake

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Everyone except, Badgermaniac, my son, and the one that liked my last post leave now

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I try to get some rest after

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writing the same 10 things every week

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only to to see this Chicago Badger say that we

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are going to get one of the top 3 QB's

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Am I the only one

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who knows everything.  Like when I

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said the NCAA shouldn't change a thing, and

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fight everything.

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Sir, the NCAA did just that

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I know everything, I'm invincible

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and it's a clusterfuck now

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It's a cluster fuck because

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of Fickle.

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Fickle plays loud music

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He's probably Chicago Badger

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I've bookmarked some of his Whoppers

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He's maybe Luke Fickell's secret birth mother

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No one else could love Fickle

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the way this Chicago Badger does

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and Fickle probably drinks strong beer and not...

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a watered down lager

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Beer with no taste, that's what a real man drinks

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Then I go over to Buckyville

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and have to tell

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the whole lot of them, they are morons

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How am I going to have time for all therapy me and my family need

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I didn't save for therapy

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like many recommended

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I can't keep a job for Fucks Sake

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Maybe a vagina joke is coming

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But I do it for the kids

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and the likes, no one gets as many likes as me

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You need

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me on that wall

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I am the internet's policeman

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I am not a fraud

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it's up to me