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So we have this meeting at Witan Gate House, and they show this picture

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of some people standing on a hill

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and they're looking out into the distance.

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Jo says to everyone "what do you see?".  People say things like "calm, peaceful"

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Neil Robinson pipes up with "gays"

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gays!

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gays!

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Everyone is looking at each other thinking... 'you can't say that!'

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you can't say that!

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He's looking at everyone like 'what?'.  'I said gays, what's wrong with that?'

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So he says "Gaze, as in 'gazing into the distance'"

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Suddenly the penny drops, and everyone figures out what he's on about

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What a nob head

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We thought he was calling them gays!

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By this point we've all lost it

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People are rolling on the floor

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I couldn't breathe

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I thought I was going to have a heart attack

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There was piss running down my leg

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Half the team were about to log into Speak Up, and report him for discriminatory language!

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Neil's in there

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Calling people a bunch of gays in a business meeting

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Anyway, we had to get back to work

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The Insight session was meant to find out

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who was the biggest mental case

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Even though Neil had made a pretty decent claim

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Nob head

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I think getting stuck in the lift

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with Carl and Guy, might have made him a little crazy

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you know?

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Carl probably

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Carl probably

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was dropping some

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bacon & cheese turnover farts in there!

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And you know what Guy is like in the morning.  I'm surprised he didn't soil himself in there!

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Protein poo?

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He'd probably had 36 liquid egg whites again

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40 minutes they were stuck in there

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They had to call the fire brigade

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I bet they couldn't wait to get picked up by some hunky firemen

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Is the lift fixed now?

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No, nothing works in that office.  You're lucky to find a working toilet.

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The stairs are still an option, I don't think they're broken yet.

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Honestly, you couldn't make it up.

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Wanna know the best bit?

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Even though it's a complete dump...

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They've decided to go and extended the lease there for another 5 years!