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Since Trump's victory on November 5

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DaveinDiego has increased

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his efforts to

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deflect, blame, and

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ridicule those who disagreed with him.

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Dave is a solid trollmaster.

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His finest work will come.

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My Fuhrer

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DaveinDiego...

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DaveinDiego has been banned from RadioGunk.

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He threatened to post pics of other members.

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All of you Gunkers who also have accounts at Dawgshed, kindly get the fuck out.

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WHAT A FUCKING TOOL!

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THAT INCEL WOKETARD!

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For too long that idiot has been pussyhurt

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about anything and everything

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Even getting a special mod status

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which he used and abused

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and he kept crying to Xavier

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everytime he lost an argument which was ALWAYS!

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My Fuhrer, Dave has been posting 200 times a day

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HE'S BEEN MENSTRUATING 200 TIMES A DAY!

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My Fuhrer Dave's been generating many clicks

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The only thing he generates is meme responses like

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DIEGO FAGOT!

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All he ended up doing

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was to shit-up a great forum

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and take a massive dump in everyone's thread

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How can anyone run a website

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where people come together to laugh at Howard and current events

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only to have this shitheel pop up

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like a jack-in-the-box and start pissing in their mouth?

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It boggles the mind that this 60 year old

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claims to have a job, yet

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posts his bullshit at all hours of the day.

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And that dog...

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THAT UGLY FUCKING DOG IN HIS AVATAR

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makes me want to kick it in its snout

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I imagine that is the actual face of Dave

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and if faced with a post-apocalypse scenario

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I'd go hunting for that face of a used carpet

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Stop crying and buy some calendars you cheap fuck

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And when time passes

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Dave will come crawling back to Xavier...

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hat in hand...

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"Please masta, please let me shit-up your website one more time..."

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"causing a turd-fest at Dawg's is redundant."

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He'll try to flex on everyone like he never left

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And everyone will be waiting for him with a new armada of Diego Fagot memes