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Do not worry

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We will defend Damascus here

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Russians, Iranians will help

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Your loyal army will follow you to death!

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You have nothing to worry about

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What about Aleppo?

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Is it safe?

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My Führer

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Aleppo

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Aleppo has fallen

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It fell within minutes

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Ali Mahmoud Abbas, Abdul Karim Mahmoud Ibrahim,Ibrahim al-Hadid, stay. Rest leave!

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HOW COULD ALEPPO FALL?

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It was defended by

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best forces of my army

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why do I have to suffer this?

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TOTAL incompetence!

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I spent millions capturing it

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where is russians anyway? They should help me!

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Putin said he will stand by me

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My Führer, russians are fighting NATO

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I DO NOT CARE WHAT THEY FIGHT, SYRIA IS FALLING

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My Führer, they are winning

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DO NOT CARE, they could fight aliens with dildos!

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this is unthinkable

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impossible

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my father and I spent lifetime building this

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and for what? To fall to some hobos?

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HOBOS! They do not even have proper army!

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Their main battle vehicle is white Toyota! WHITE FCKIN* TOYOTA

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WHITE FCKIN* TOYOTA

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they do not even know how to operate tanks

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they are just rebels

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just rebels, without common cause or vision

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they just want to destroy and loot

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destroy and loot

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what will happen to my car collection?

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My ferrari f50 with 512 bhp, or lamborghini diablo

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they will just sell them

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and use money for common people!

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buy them FOOD and WATER!

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it is ok, we already have apartment in Moscow

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how could it come to this?

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I had everything, fame, money, good looks

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hair

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I think this is the end

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We lost everything trying to be friendly with common people. Stalin would never make this mistake

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and now we face consequences

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Start jet engines!