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We'll make Jersey choose Condor

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after Condor have

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given us all of the best

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sailing times. We'll turn Jersey into a backwater. They

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deserve it for having a proper airport

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One inter island

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service a week. That will teach them.

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My furrier, Jersey have

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chosen DFDS

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They wanted a profitable operator.

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Condor owe us £29m

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WTAF. We spent month rigging the process

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DFDS! Who the fuck are they?

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Scandinavian shit stirrers. We failed

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them on the technicality of them making money! That's not

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how shit works with us. Not with Aurigny or Condor

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We have the French

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Stuck with fucking Brittany Ferries

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white flag waving cheese eating surrender

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monkeys. They'll be on strike all the time.

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They've done a debt restructuring for Condor

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It's a dog-shit business. Swapping shit for shit!

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They can leverage the equity for more debt

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Who's going to lend to them? There's only us!

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We had lawyers and accountants

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And we've been done over

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by a fucking journalist! That Morel prick

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What's he doing having a mind of his own?

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They always knew we'd choose Condor so why did they

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do a joint process? We weren't going to write off £29m so Jersey could go Viking!

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£29m, it's not even a good boat!

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It's 20 years old already. Condor can't survive as a sole operator

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Condor, they can't even get hold

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of a commuter ferry for Belfast.

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No one will touch them but us!

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They can't make money

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with two Islands. Those fucking crapauds have shat all over us, again!

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How many times? We can never beat them at anything meaningful.

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Even when we had Le Tissier, they had Le Saux.

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Le Tissier won fuck all. Only 8 England caps.

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Le Saux won the fucking Premier League

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It's OK, we have Heather Watson.

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It's time for the contingency plan

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Aurigny and those flying boats

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We can make it work

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Won't cost too much

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Don't need a fucking airport either. We can run it from St. Peter Port.

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Herm, Sark and Alderney day returns

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Fucking Crapauds