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So, u/Much-Title3989, Ohio State plays Michigan at home this year.

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We have a $20 Million roster including

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Emeka Egbuka and Jeremiah Smith.

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Will Howard has been great and we've rushed for over 2000 yards.

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Our defense is elite. Michigan is rebuilding.

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So we're locked

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into the B1G title game?

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Uhhhhh

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Ummmm

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Well you see...

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Michigan won 13-10...

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If you haven't seen my post history, then leave the room

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I DON'T BELIEVE YOU! I AM NOT EATING SHIT!

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I WAS NOT SERIOUS!

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How the fuck did this even happen?

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$20 Million my ass...

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Michigan is 6-5!

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We are #2 in the country!

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We made Penn State look like Kent State!

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Made Curt Cignetti fart confetti!

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But u/Much-Title3989 it doesn't matter now

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OF COURSE IT MATTERS!

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But u/Much-Title3989 you made a bet...

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I never thought I would lose!

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Who is our kicker!?

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I'll make him eat shit!

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This is his fault!

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This was supposed to be a slam dunk game!

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Or Will Howard. Where is he!?

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Two interceptions to THAT secondary!?

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I'll make HIM eat my shit!

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Or Chip Kelly! He called a worse game than  James Franklin!

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I don't care what you say

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I'm NOT eating my own shit.

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Michigan lost to Washington!

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r/CFBmemes can suck it!

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It's all fun and games until your team gets embarrassed!

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Who actually eats their own shit? No one!

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Why aren't the SEC shit talkers

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lining up to eat shit?

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They've been the most annoying all year!

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(it's okay we'll get him to do it)

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Acceptance

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is the first step to healing.

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I'll eat a lot fiber

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get it over quick...

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Just please don't lose next year.

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I can't keep my own mouth shut.

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Where's the ice cream tub?