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Ohio State plays Michigan at home this year

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We have a  $20 millon roster including

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Emeka Egbuka and Jeremiah Smith.

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Will Howard has been great and we've rushed for over 2000 yards.

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Our defense is elite. Michigan is rebuilding.

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So we're locked

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into the B1G title game?

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Uhhhhh

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Ummmm

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Well you see...

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Michigan won 13-10...

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If your name isn't Ryan Day, Chip Kelly, Jim Knowles, or Will Howard, GTFO

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WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN

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WE LOST 13-10?!

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We gave you THE 5-Star Roster of the year!

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$20 Million my ass...

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MICHIGAN IS 6-5!

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We are #2 in the country!

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We made Penn State look like Kent State!

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Made Curt Cignetti fart confetti!

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Sir our kicker missed two chip shots.

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6 points?! We were supposed to hang 100!

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But sir, Michigan's defense is good..

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They have no secondary! We were in the red zone TWICE!

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Couldn't score more than one TD!

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What do I pay you for!?

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To throw two interceptions!?

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To give Michigan prime field position!?

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To throw to Jeremiah only 5 times!?

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To get two interceptions and only score 3 points!?

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They fed us our own nuts and we swallowed!

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Chip Kelly called a worse game than James Franklin!

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Michigan lost to Washington and USC...

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and we can't even score two TDs?!

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Do you want to keep your jobs?

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And then when they celebrate

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this disgrace of a loss, you fight them!?

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Harder than you did for 60 minutes

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on our HOME field!?

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Buckeyes? More like Fuckeyes.

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They skull fucked us! Made us look like Alabama!

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(and Ole Miss,  Miami, and Colorado)

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Now we have to play a real team in the playoffs.

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And give Penn State the easiest road to the semis.

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We win 10+ games every year

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but can't beat Michigan..

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We won't even be favored to win the CFP now

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and we shouldn't be...

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The entitled fans are right. You're all fired...