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...then the tank will press rampart

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to mit the tankbuster.

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But if both healers mit them too,

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then even if they forget all their mits

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they can still live with a sliver of HP.

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Someone do a callout.

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They'll remember.

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Mein raid leader,

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they say...

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they say that's too much stuff to remember.

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They can't be consistent with it.

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Endwalker DPS casters stay. Black Mage, Samurai, and Red Mage.

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I thought tanks had it HARD!

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And they had THINGS to DO!

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They say they have to mit and do a rotation

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And positioning the boss

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that's something that happens maybe twice

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in a single 8+ minute encounter!

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What's so hard about moving to the same spot

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every time and pressing your buttons?

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Raid leader, paladins have to Passage and sometimes the party is spread-

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I don't give a rat's ass about 15% mit every 2 minutes!

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Raid leader, using mit optimally is part of a tank's job-

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Then press your three other buttons optimally first!

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It's bullshit!

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15% every 2 minutes can be planned around

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or just use it when the party is stacked naturally

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Is that too much to goddamn ask for?

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"Oh boohoo I have to press my buttons during downtime too"

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"and my three mit cooldowns are too much to remember"

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These are your average PF tanks!

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Do they think their rotations are complicated?

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I main black mage.

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I used to think they had it hard. Me!

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Thought THEY had it hard!

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Hard, indeed.

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For years I didn't touch tank and didn't realize

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they have a simplified rotation and only maybe 4 buttons to manage

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Why did I ever think

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that playing tank was hard?

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Even a Dota 2 player could do it!

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It's okay. I'm sure a League player still couldn't.

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The PF tanks die. Then they hold up my prog.

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"Oops, I forgot to turn on tank stance."

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I thought I was tough

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from being raised in the PF streets

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But now that I've played a bit of tank

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I know better now.

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I'm joining the Sausage discord.