WEBVTT

0
00:00.500 --> 00:03.250
Sir, good news, we have today released …

1
00:04.000 --> 00:05.500
CAE Crew Access

2
00:05.650 --> 00:07.500
It was tested here in Leeds

3
00:08.000 --> 00:12.000
Nobody wanted to sign it off, but what do they know?

4
00:12.900 --> 00:15.500
The developers are currently partying in Berlin

5
00:17.500 --> 00:19.000
And has it been …

6
00:19.000 --> 00:21.500
a complete success, yes?

7
00:24.750 --> 00:26.500
My Fuhrer …

8
00:27.500 --> 00:28.500
It keeps …

9
00:31.000 --> 00:33.500
It keeps crashing and everything is in bloody local time

10
00:34.000 --> 00:36.000
and it doesn’t sync with any calendar

11
00:53.000 --> 00:58.500
Those who aren’t involved in the project, leave the room

12
01:13.000 --> 01:15.000
Why is it always you three?!

13
01:15.250 --> 01:17.750
What is this bollocks?

14
01:18.750 --> 01:23.250
For years we’ve needed a new system

15
01:25.250 --> 01:28.000
Other airlines are years ahead

16
01:29.250 --> 01:31.000
Years ahead!

17
01:31.500 --> 01:34.000
With their fixed rosters and scheduling agreements!

18
01:34.750 --> 01:37.750
Proper union recognition!

19
01:37.500 --> 01:40.500
Full loss of licence cover!

20
01:40.500 --> 01:42.750
My Fuhrer, we will endeavour to improve it

21
01:42.750 --> 01:46.250
Don’t use ‘endeavour’ with me!

22
01:46.500 --> 01:48.790
I know but the word works with the workforce

23
01:48.790 --> 01:52.000
But not with me!

24
01:53.000 --> 01:54.500
BOLLOCKS!

25
01:56.000 --> 01:57.750
We need them to buy …

26
01:57.750 --> 02:00.500
Roster Buster

27
02:00.500 --> 02:03.500
We need 20% kickback from CAE

28
02:04.500 --> 02:08.000
Phil will be wanting his shares back

29
02:08.750 --> 02:13.500
Where will that leave our bonuses?

30
02:14.000 --> 02:16.750
Who is responsible for this shit?

31
02:17.500 --> 02:21.750
The same twat who thought SAP Concur would be a game changer?

32
02:27.000 --> 02:29.000
We had a system that worked

33
02:30.500 --> 02:34.000
It was shit, yes, but not as shit as this.

34
02:34.500 --> 02:36.500
CrewApp only crashed when rosters came out

35
02:41.000 --> 02:42.500
CAE Crew Access

36
02:43.000 --> 02:47.500
What total and utter bullshitting bollocks!

37
02:48.500 --> 02:53.000
Things were so much easier in the early days

38
02:54.000 --> 02:56.000
Family friendly flight times

39
02:56.500 --> 02:59.750
Well it was largely true, and cheaper too

40
03:00.000 --> 03:02.500
But now we’re too bloody expensive!

41
03:04.750 --> 03:07.500
Don’t worry, easyJet are recruiting

42
03:14.250 --> 03:16.250
There’s only one thing for it …

43
03:19.250 --> 03:23.250
I can’t really believe it, but …

44
03:25.550 --> 03:26.750
I'm going to have to say it …

45
03:31.500 --> 03:33.750
I have never gone back …

46
03:40.750 --> 03:46.250
on anything I’ve done ...

47
03:46.500 --> 03:49.000
even when I was wrong, just ask my wife.

48
03:53.750 --> 03:56.000
Reinstate CrewApp