ok boys we have a Guinness tour booked
we will hit spoons
then ferryman
we can't be late
factory is miles away
fuck that I want whiskey and a dirty pint
my stag ill decide
u sure???
you look pisseed
some bird might want to batter you
would be a bad move from her
yes it would. anyone thats not hard. leave now
id smash the fuck out of her
drop her in the alley
im the best dancer in Dublin
and 15th best looking in the group
I know all the words to the Irish rover
I don't care if my brother pulls all the birds
and ive got sexy nipples
what the fuck do you want mini Michael van gerwe
want to tell you a story about windscreen wipers
shut the fuck up
but it has a really cool knob
I don't give a fuck
boring mate
all I wanted was a sensible weekend
and you twats dressed me
as a fucking leprechaun
and fucking Andy
can he go one fucking day
without getting his head kicked in
what a bunch of pussies
be hard like me
smash up a crack head
proper nailed it
and the races
what a disaster
how can I explain to Chloe
ive lost all our money
on a tip from an Irish Samuel L Jackson
twats
is ok be quiet or he will batter you
I just want to go home
you've ruined me
mini mvg
no more stories
it was supposed to be a great weekend
and all yous did was out dance me
fuck off, pricks