He asked me, can you read me these scores? Come on, hurry!
I gotta know if Gav touched Jay's balls
Obviously my dumbass can't read but I did my best
So I grabbed my phone and first thing I saw was who Gavin started at QB
This stupid dumbfuck started Tyler Huntley...
oh fuck
How you gonna be stupid enough to do something like that?
I can't...
So, anyway, how was I supposed to say Gavin didn't stand a chance in hell? Tyler fucking Huntley?
So I frantically look for a final score somewhere
Obviously I'm expecting trash... *laugh*
and then... and then
I look up at the TV Screen
And the dolphins have 6 points
with just minutes left to go
oh fuck...
and Huntley scores a god damn touchdown
Jay's balls were groped by Tyler fucking Huntley
Now who's the dumbfuck!? Can't touch these balls, Gavin smashed them with a practice squad QB
And that's just the beginning
Wait until you hear about Cody!
NO, look, seriously, Cody's up by some 30 points
and Kolter is left with just his RB
So he's crying
Walker scores 34
fuck
I can't...
Cody say's "I'm done" and leaves the chat, like a little bitch
oh fuck...
"I'll kill myself"
"I'll do it"
"I'll spill my brains tonight!"
"Getting the god damn gun now and you can't stop me!"
Seconds later, Amon Ra St. Brown catches a touchdbown on the last pass to beat Cameron's bitch ass
Last pass?
Last fucking pass!
Then he leaves the chat!
What a bitch!?
I've never experienced anything like it... such fuckery
So what did you tell your buddy?
That Gavin, Kolter, and Conner won and no big deal. Life goes on
Unless your Cody's dumb ass
Oh, I'm sorry...
Tyler fucking Huntley?
Undefeated but get's violated by Huntley
I couldn't fucking believe it, but I wasn't the dumb fuck. The rest were blowouts, fuck