So we are currently here in 40 Sierra
Standby to move
back to 40 Sierra
I was hoping the SSM wouldn't mind
a dry run, without physically moving
then we are going to decam
and do a lap of 40 Sierra
Sgt Major
One of the air troopers
has swallowed the keys to an SV
the lead SV can't be moved
I'm moving the O group, but not telling you to when, HODs stay behind.
You incompetent bunch of morons
Swallowed a set of keys?!
I know the MRE's are shit, but this is absolutely ludicrous
None of you idiots will have bought spare keys
Someone has stuck orders
to the fucking bathroom doors
The Brigade HQ don't have a clue!
They think they can solve everything with an EPC!
Sgt Major, we're now locked in too.
I know this Sgt Bodle, I was the one that fucking ordered it!
SSM, I only bought one pair of socks
You useless swine, I don't care if your feet fall off
This place is shit
I've had about enough
Of the food from the department of corrections
and having to shit on top of shit
The pilots made me move my bed
They wouldn't be happy if we were in hotels in the middle of Munich
The whole tent smells of cheesy feet
I keep hitting my throat on fucking washing lines
and now some cunt has eaten SV keys
God help me, how am I supposed to run this shit show?
My UBAC absolutely stinks
Now we will move
Collapse everything, and then
do a lap of the area and put it back exactly the same as we found it
I don't want any excuses
Get that air trooper to the medic tent
Use a barrel brush if you have to
Don't cry, I'm sure they'll be gentle
The aircraft aren't green
even if we could leave, we'd leave 6 Apaches behind
Or we could deny them
We can just use an EPC to buy some more
I give up, I'm going to call End Ex on the whole thing.
The CO will still say this has been a success
It's all about mental resilience.