WEBVTT 0 00:00.500 --> 00:03.250 So we are currently here in 40 Sierra 1 00:04.000 --> 00:05.500 Standby to move 2 00:05.650 --> 00:07.500 back to 40 Sierra 3 00:08.000 --> 00:12.000 I was hoping the SSM wouldn't mind 4 00:12.900 --> 00:15.500 a dry run, without physically moving 5 00:17.500 --> 00:19.000 then we are going to decam 6 00:19.000 --> 00:21.500 and do a lap of 40 Sierra 7 00:24.750 --> 00:26.500 Sgt Major 8 00:27.500 --> 00:28.500 One of the air troopers 9 00:31.000 --> 00:33.500 has swallowed the keys to an SV 10 00:34.000 --> 00:36.000 the lead SV can't be moved 11 00:53.000 --> 00:58.500 I'm moving the O group, but not telling you to when, HODs stay behind. 12 01:13.000 --> 01:15.000 You incompetent bunch of morons 13 01:15.250 --> 01:17.750 Swallowed a set of keys?! 14 01:18.750 --> 01:23.250 I know the MRE's are shit, but this is absolutely ludicrous 15 01:25.250 --> 01:28.000 None of you idiots will have bought spare keys 16 01:29.250 --> 01:31.000 Someone has stuck orders 17 01:31.500 --> 01:34.000 to the fucking bathroom doors 18 01:34.750 --> 01:37.750 The Brigade HQ don't have a clue! 19 01:37.500 --> 01:40.500 They think they can solve everything with an EPC! 20 01:40.500 --> 01:42.750 Sgt Major, we're now locked in too. 21 01:42.750 --> 01:46.250 I know this Sgt Bodle, I was the one that fucking ordered it! 22 01:46.500 --> 01:48.790 SSM, I only bought one pair of socks 23 01:48.790 --> 01:52.000 You useless swine, I don't care if your feet fall off 24 01:53.000 --> 01:54.500 This place is shit 25 01:56.000 --> 01:57.750 I've had about enough 26 01:57.750 --> 02:00.500 Of the food from the department of corrections 27 02:00.500 --> 02:03.500 and having to shit on top of shit 28 02:04.500 --> 02:08.000 The pilots made me move my bed 29 02:08.750 --> 02:13.500 They wouldn't be happy if we were in hotels in the middle of Munich 30 02:14.000 --> 02:16.750 The whole tent smells of cheesy feet 31 02:17.500 --> 02:21.750 I keep hitting my throat on fucking washing lines 32 02:27.000 --> 02:29.000 and now some cunt has eaten SV keys 33 02:30.500 --> 02:34.000 God help me, how am I supposed to run this shit show? 34 02:34.500 --> 02:36.500 My UBAC absolutely stinks 35 02:41.000 --> 02:42.500 Now we will move 36 02:43.000 --> 02:47.500 Collapse everything, and then 37 02:48.500 --> 02:53.000 do a lap of the area and put it back exactly the same as we found it 38 02:54.000 --> 02:56.000 I don't want any excuses 39 02:56.500 --> 02:59.750 Get that air trooper to the medic tent 40 03:00.000 --> 03:02.500 Use a barrel brush if you have to 41 03:04.750 --> 03:07.500 Don't cry, I'm sure they'll be gentle 42 03:14.250 --> 03:16.250 The aircraft aren't green 43 03:19.250 --> 03:23.250 even if we could leave, we'd leave 6 Apaches behind 44 03:25.550 --> 03:26.750 Or we could deny them 45 03:31.500 --> 03:33.750 We can just use an EPC to buy some more 46 03:40.750 --> 03:46.250 I give up, I'm going to call End Ex on the whole thing. 47 03:46.500 --> 03:49.000 The CO will still say this has been a success 48 03:53.750 --> 03:56.000 It's all about mental resilience.