WEBVTT 0 00:00.500 --> 00:03.250 The game is over, we are now 1-3 1 00:04.000 --> 00:05.500 Murry scored single digits 2 00:05.650 --> 00:07.500 Singletary scored less than 5 3 00:08.000 --> 00:12.000 Brown is still on IR 4 00:12.900 --> 00:15.500 And Globo Gym still has Pecheco 5 00:17.500 --> 00:19.000 It's fine, we traded 6 00:19.000 --> 00:21.500 for JT. Our run game is strong 7 00:24.750 --> 00:26.500 Commissioner... 8 00:27.500 --> 00:28.500 Jonathan Taylor... 9 00:31.000 --> 00:33.500 Jonathan Taylor left sunday's game. He didn't return 10 00:34.000 --> 00:36.000 They say it's a high ankle sprain 11 00:53.000 --> 00:58.500 Everyone leave except for the Offensive Coordinator, Defensive Coordinator, and the Waterboy 12 01:13.000 --> 01:15.000 What the fuck do you mean high ankle sprain?! 13 01:15.250 --> 01:17.750 JT was the only good thing we had left!! 14 01:18.750 --> 01:23.250 Who are we going to put in for him, D'Onta Foreman?! 15 01:25.250 --> 01:28.000 He's even more useless than T.J. Edwards! 16 01:29.250 --> 01:31.000 "Top IDP Pick" my ass! 17 01:31.500 --> 01:34.000 You can pick up better players on the waiver wire! 18 01:34.750 --> 01:37.000 Not that we could get anyone 19 01:37.500 --> 01:40.500 because we spent all of our FABB in week 2! 20 01:40.500 --> 01:42.750 Commissioner we got board wiped and had to be bold 21 01:42.750 --> 01:46.250 21 million on Alec Pierce?! That prick is costing me $50! 22 01:46.500 --> 01:48.790 Commissioner, its only week 4! 23 01:48.790 --> 01:52.000 You know damn well we aren't winning a ring this year! 24 01:53.000 --> 01:54.500 We know all too well when its over! 25 01:56.000 --> 01:57.750 13 years of this bullshit 26 01:57.750 --> 02:00.500 only 2 super bowl appearances 27 02:00.500 --> 02:03.500 and 2 Super bowl losses! 28 02:04.500 --> 02:08.000 I've been to the playoffs 8 times and somehow lost all of them 29 02:08.750 --> 02:13.500 How the hell is that even possible to not have one win?! 30 02:14.000 --> 02:16.750 Who's dick do you need to suck to get a ring? 31 02:17.500 --> 02:21.750 I should just take the players i want from the other teams. Fuck it, I'll just go full Stalin! 32 02:27.000 --> 02:29.000 It wasn't supposed to be like this. 33 02:30.500 --> 02:34.000 I created the FWB Rough Riders!!! Me! 34 02:34.500 --> 02:36.500 How can my own creation cause me so much pain? 35 02:41.000 --> 02:42.500 Ryan, Dane, and Matt have two rings 36 02:43.000 --> 02:47.500 Even Tom's bitch ass has a ring! He has the worst win ratio in the league! 37 02:48.500 --> 02:53.000 What outlandish absurdity will happen next. Steven gets a ring?!? 38 02:54.000 --> 02:56.000 I'll burn this league to the ground 39 02:56.500 --> 02:59.750 Before Steven wins the Super Bowl with Carr! 40 03:00.000 --> 03:02.500 But it seems more likely than winning with Aiyuk! 41 03:04.750 --> 03:07.500 Don't worry. Its like this every year. 42 03:14.250 --> 03:16.250 Maybe I'm just not meant to win... 43 03:19.250 --> 03:23.250 Maybe what they say is right. Always the bridesmaid, never the bride. 44 03:25.550 --> 03:26.750 This season is lost 45 03:31.500 --> 03:33.750 All we can do is hope we don't lose 46 03:40.750 --> 03:46.250 Steven looked real fucked up after that egging. I would bruise like a bannana 47 03:46.500 --> 03:49.000 Fuck it, id rather take the dress again. 48 03:53.750 --> 03:56.000 There's always next year...