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The NCR hold positions along the dam

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Here, here and here

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A robot army holds Vegas

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A bomber was sighted here yesterday

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And that angry mailman is still alive

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You know, Lanius

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This is a classic Hegelian dialectic

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Caesar...

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Hegel

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Hegel's Dialectics don't apply here

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You never understood Hegel

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Everyone leave but Vulpes, Lanius, Aurelius and Caecilius

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Why didn't you tell me?

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I quote Hegel ten times a day!

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And none of you fuckers told me I'd completely missed the point?

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Throw me a bone here.

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I'm a philosopher king

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I'm supposed to project wisdom

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How can I do that if everything I say

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Sounds like I learned it from philosophy tube

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Have you tried Ayn Rand instead?

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Ayn Rand? Fuck off! Papa Khan lent me Atlas Shrugged

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Caesar, it's quite deep

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If you're fourteen maybe. I'm a fucking adult!

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Ayn Rand my arse!

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Anyway it's too right wing

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We might be a fascist slave empire

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But even we have limits!

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Shit, I bet the mailman had a good laugh about this

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And that fucking doctor guy, oh yes I bet they had a good old chuckle

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All I wanted was to subjugate California

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Like a latter day Gavin Newsome

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But no, he has to ruin it all

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He got shot in the head but apparently it made him

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An expert in everything

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From upgrading robots

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To hand to hand combat

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And the bomber? Where the fuck did that come from?

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What did Benny shoot him with?

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A bullet made of old, recycled

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Physics degrees?

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Don't worry, they're theoretical degrees

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I have only one consolation

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One day, when this story is told

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The whole world

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Will agree on one thing

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That this story is a critique of capitalism

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And knowing that I can die happy

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Bring me Fisto.