Halmer, the bill came
You ordered 6 bottles of Rombauer
3 Tanq and tonics
4 kimchee corn dogs
and you broke 6 wine glasses
I gave Marsh $11.72 so that covers it....and then some.
I took the Menchie's employee tip jar
Halmer...
You passed out
We took your credit card
and you paid $141 just like everyone else
If you are a drunk Irishman or a gentile, get out
I thought we had an agreement
Screw over the gentiles
Take their money
Scheme and steal
I joined ZBT to learn your ways
I forgot my wallet
My alligator arms can't reach my wallet
I became treasurer and skimmed my way to free tuition
These are old stereotypes...mostly
Yeah, mostly Marsh, you cheap ass
Halmer, we're adults. We pay our fair share
I learned your ways
From the day Greenberg asked for change for a quarter
A fucking quarter, he wanted change for a quarter
and I fell in love
We let gentiles into ZBT because they were unsuspecting
I developed a Jeffrey Dalmer obession with
skimming, scheming, taking a little off the top
Now that I am indignant
Not paying others is my opus
Melodee made a pledge to the local Special Olympics
So get out of it I called in a bomb threat so I wouldn't need to pay
My utter joy seeing those tards panic and I didn't have to pay
Now you're all high and mighty
and don't want to screw the gentiles over
Now you betray me
Pay my part of the bill?
I took one of Tahan's cats
And now my father in law is making Kung Pow Kitten
Don't worry Melodee, Viagra is now generic and Dave can get it for $.79 a dose
DJ paid for Costco and Miss B's.
Do you think that Okie will see a dollar from me?
That Baylor protestant fuck
Marsh, Greenberg, and Joel you fake Jew
You each owe me a case of Manischewitz
And just remember this
I will knock you out like I knocked out that old man out at his house