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Duggy your wife’s Facebook has been found

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The lads have seen pictures

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Of you and her at your wedding

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Rumors are flying it’s your cousin

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Because you come from the shithole otherwise known as burnley

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Don’t worry the lads will protect me

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They love their one true senior rate

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Mein Püsser

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Your wren went..

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She went through your phone while you were pissed

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She’s the one that found the Facebook page

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Anyone who hasn’t seen the Facebook page please stay

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God damn these retched wrens!

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Can a senior rate not have a relationship

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With one of these, rollover loving, marriage ending fucks!

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I’ll tell you something boys

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There’s no hiding from this

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Every Killick and Cpl from Culdrose to lossie

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Will be pulling lads from work to show them this

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To show them my fucking life falling to pieces

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Why did you get with a wren when you were married?

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SHUT THE FUCK UP JENGO, this is a big boy discussion!

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Mein püsser, it’s a reasonable question?

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Your a fucking glorified phase 2B

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Useless cunt!

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That’s just great..

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She’ll be messaging my wife right now

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Telling her how long it’s been going on

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This is why I had sideburns and shit glasses!

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To keep a low profile! No social media either!, it was a solid plan!

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Do you know how fucking hard it was living two lives!

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The christmases and birthdays I had to navigate, would have made fucking Nelson proud!

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Why can’t I be like the other

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99 percent of seniors who are cheating on their wives

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But not getting caught?

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Or the wren not caring?

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All I wanted was to shag my way through a midlife crises like most seniors!

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It’s that fucking common I’m sure it’s in a BR somewhere!

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But the Nigel githeth and taketh

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A long career but this is how I’ll be remembered?

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As the one senior who let his wren too close!!

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Don’t worry it’s different when you’re fucking an officer!

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All I wanted was a happy life

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A wife in one part of the country

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A wren in the other.

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Fuck it then

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The senior rates mess will take me in, some of them didn’t even cheat, just that boring

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Ugly fuckers also, but they’ll have me

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I fucked it up