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The enemy has started their advance

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The situation is pretty stable

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Our guys are doing their best

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They are moving with unprecedented speed

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And hoping to reach defensive lines soon

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Moving forward, molodtsy!

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Soon Lviv will be ours too!

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Vladimir Vladimirovich...

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Our guys...

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Our guys are moving backwards

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Ukrainians pushed pass Sudzha

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I have only four things to say: What. The. Actual. And Fuck.

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Yobaniy ty vrot!

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Blyat, are you fucking kidding me?

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Listen, you cocksucking, ass-licking, sons of fucking whores and losers!

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What do I pay you three rubles a month for?

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Drunk-ass useless cunts!

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Your tactics suck blyat, they are ass ass!

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Counter-Strike ass gopnik trash!

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I should have rather bought a TV than pay you assholes!

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My Tsar, it's not our fault the Kadyrovites ran!

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They should fight, cyka! As fiercely as they inbreed goats!

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But all their lubricant already ran out!

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I don't care how many goats they have to raw dog!

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They should be there!

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I will tell you one thing

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A goat can absolutely be fucked raw

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I have done it myself many times before!

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Fucking excuses, nobody knows how to be a man anymore!

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If a goat needs fucking, you fuck it!

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And not fucking run!!

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Nobody was ever this afraid of fucking goats raw, even Stalin!

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Idi na khuy, truslivyy bolvan

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Losing 400 square km because of goatfuckers

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This is an L of astronomical proportions!

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Sobaka..

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I try my best to genocide Eastern Ukraine and where do they invade, fucking Kursk!

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This is a bigger loss than when McDonald's departed along with my all my favorites

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Even the McFlurry!

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Would you fucking believe that?

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I miss my Kit Kat and caramel!

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It's okay, they will lift the sanctions!

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Gerasimov lied to me

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That pridurok said everything was fucking fine yesterday

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Fine as his mother

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A trick, from a clown

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They are going to reach the Kursk NPP, are they not? I feel it, blyat

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Since we have no more lube for those ovtsiyobi

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I need to go masturbate to hentai...