The enemy has started their advance
The situation is pretty stable
Our guys are doing their best
They are moving with unprecedented speed
And hoping to reach defensive lines soon
Moving forward, molodtsy!
Soon Lviv will be ours too!
Vladimir Vladimirovich...
Our guys...
Our guys are moving backwards
Ukrainians pushed pass Sudzha
I have only four things to say: What. The. Actual. And Fuck.
Yobaniy ty vrot!
Blyat, are you fucking kidding me?
Listen, you cocksucking, ass-licking, sons of fucking whores and losers!
What do I pay you three rubles a month for?
Drunk-ass useless cunts!
Your tactics suck blyat, they are ass ass!
Counter-Strike ass gopnik trash!
I should have rather bought a TV than pay you assholes!
My Tsar, it's not our fault the Kadyrovites ran!
They should fight, cyka! As fiercely as they inbreed goats!
But all their lubricant already ran out!
I don't care how many goats they have to raw dog!
They should be there!
I will tell you one thing
A goat can absolutely be fucked raw
I have done it myself many times before!
Fucking excuses, nobody knows how to be a man anymore!
If a goat needs fucking, you fuck it!
And not fucking run!!
Nobody was ever this afraid of fucking goats raw, even Stalin!
Idi na khuy, truslivyy bolvan
Losing 400 square km because of goatfuckers
This is an L of astronomical proportions!
Sobaka..
I try my best to genocide Eastern Ukraine and where do they invade, fucking Kursk!
This is a bigger loss than when McDonald's departed along with my all my favorites
Even the McFlurry!
Would you fucking believe that?
I miss my Kit Kat and caramel!
It's okay, they will lift the sanctions!
Gerasimov lied to me
That pridurok said everything was fucking fine yesterday
Fine as his mother
A trick, from a clown
They are going to reach the Kursk NPP, are they not? I feel it, blyat
Since we have no more lube for those ovtsiyobi
I need to go masturbate to hentai...