We have received our allocation from Croke Park
We have 44 clubs needing tickets
From Cullaville down in South Armagh
every club, Whitecross, Grenmore, Grange
right up to Wolfe Tones in the North
Ok Lets find out
how many members each club have
We have decided to..
Split the...
Split the tickets equally
240 tickets per club
Club delegates who have more than 250 members, get out
I hope you're all f*cking happy
you with your tiny club memberships
There are big clubs out there, Cross, Killeavy, Harps
that will leave members disappointed
Having to watch it at home
Listing to that dose Sean Cavanagh
Knows nothing about football!
They should bring back Joe Brolly
Its also on BBC2
and that other Tyrone turnocoat Mickey Harte
Oisen Mc Conville will be there too
Aye sitting with Dara O Brien & Jimmy Nesbit
Plastic Paddies!!!
All these celebs taking our tickets
And the bandwagon jumpers
not been to a game all year
pleading on Facebook for tickets already!
Selling Flags, and Bunting and other sh*te
painting cars and Bus stops and sheep
And we can't get enough tickets for genuine supporters!
and what about me?
Supported Armagh all my life, My Heart is Orange
And I won't get a ticket
I would go to the Hill
and drink buckfast with them Lurgan egits
While all the big wigs sit in the premium level
Drinking Stout from a proper glass
with a great view of the entire pitch
while I look at the umpires arse
Be strong, You'll win one on Facebook
I'll speak to Croke Park
Hopefully get a 2nd allocation
Jarleth might help
pull a few strings
but there won't be enough for everone to go round
They can watch it in the Pub.
Up Armagh!