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We have received our allocation from Croke Park

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We have 44 clubs needing tickets

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From Cullaville down in South Armagh

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every club, Whitecross, Grenmore, Grange

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right up to Wolfe Tones in the North

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Ok Lets find out

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how many members each club have

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We have decided to..

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Split the...

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Split the tickets equally

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240 tickets per club

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Club delegates who have more than 250 members, get out

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I hope you're all f*cking happy

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you with your tiny club memberships

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There are big clubs out there, Cross, Killeavy, Harps

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that will leave members disappointed

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Having to watch it at home

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Listing to that dose Sean Cavanagh

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Knows nothing about football!

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They should bring back Joe Brolly

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Its also on BBC2

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and that other Tyrone turnocoat Mickey Harte

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Oisen Mc Conville will be there too

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Aye sitting with Dara O Brien & Jimmy Nesbit

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Plastic Paddies!!!

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All these celebs taking our tickets

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And the bandwagon jumpers

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not been to a game all year

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pleading on Facebook for tickets already!

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Selling Flags, and Bunting and other sh*te

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painting cars and Bus stops and sheep

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And we can't get enough tickets for genuine supporters!

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and what about me?

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Supported Armagh all my life, My Heart is Orange

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And I won't get a ticket

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I would go to the Hill

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and drink buckfast with them Lurgan egits

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While all the big wigs sit in the premium level

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Drinking Stout from a proper glass

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with a great view of the entire pitch

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while I look at the umpires arse

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Be strong, You'll win one on Facebook

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I'll speak to Croke Park

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Hopefully get a 2nd allocation

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Jarleth might help

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pull a few strings

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but there won't be enough for everone to go round

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They can watch it in the Pub.

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Up Armagh!