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So the petition has been a PR kick in the nuts..

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but don't worry

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I reckon a parent information evening

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will sort things out for sure.

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The new director of human parental relations comunication and image will fix it..

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Then Susie O'Brien will knock out

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a sensationalist turd in the Hun

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Boss...

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The parents...

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The parents seem to think they've won..

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Apparently we backed down

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Everyone out except 5 of the Vice Principals. I don't care which ones.

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Backed down?! We never backed down..

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we told them their kids would be...

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"fully engaged" from 8:30 until 3:30!

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We just didn't say what with!

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we've got activities, bouncy castles

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visiting speakers for Christian Ed that boys can "opt into"

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who wouldn't want to opt into that?!

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we'll throw in a juice box and donut too!

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I'll need to ask the driector of nurition and sustenance about the donuts..

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You'll ask no one, I want donuts with sprinkles and no strawberry ones!

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But there'll need to be a donut risk matrix

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Fine, do whatever, but I want Krispy Kreme.

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Have you seen my coffee machine?!

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You can't eat tuckshop donuts

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with coffee from a machine like that...

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that thing is worth 25% of the rowing and science budget combined!

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I'm making sacrifices here for an early finish..

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dont you know how much capital gains tax we pay on quality coffe and donuts?!

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not to mention catered lunches...

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I never had to put up with this at my old school...

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Next we'll have a petition for bloody Mallacoota

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that place is a renovator's dream

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imagine the boys building their own accomodation

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it'll be like "Alone" on SBS

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all the boys mucking in..doing DIY.. safe as houses!

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Ok, so the acess bridge can barely hold the weight of a '94 Holden Barina..

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We need about 10kms of power poles to the mains

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about 8kms of new access road built for the fire compliance

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and don't start me on the bloody agriculture zoning!!

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come and read some funny reply-alls, that'll cheer you up..

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This place was in dissaray when I turned up

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the only thing holding together 170 year of history

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was the staff

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but we needed  more..

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Sure nobody knows who half these people are or what they do..

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but show me another school that has a director of snapbook and instaface

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Did i tell you about my old school?