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So Dan

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Salmon is leaving this sunday

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And so is Harls

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Jayden is going too and told you

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not to watch the boys without him

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I guess me and Asset

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will game on our own for a few days

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Dan...

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Asset...

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Asset is also leaving you

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You will be on your own from thursday

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All my imaginary friends leave the room right fucking now

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WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

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How do you bitches expect me

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To play with my cock for 3 days straight

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It's been shooting dust for 7 years

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now your telling me

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It's going to be working overtime!

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I thought Asset would hold me

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But he is just going to simp isn't he?

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Dan she is my girlfriend

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I was your girlfriend once too

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That's pretty gay dan

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You weren't saying that when you were pounding me

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What do you expect me to play?

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I can't go 6 rounds in zombies

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without getting groped by femboys

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Only to lose my raygun mark 2

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Who is gonna carry me to the easter egg?

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While i watch the guide

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MrRoflWaffle is my only friend now

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I hope you all get chlamydia on holiday

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I'm a lonly man

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Someone cast no bitches on me

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Now i just watch porn in vr

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But here i am

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Thinking about me and my dick

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And how it's gonna be amputated by next Sunday

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Harls please

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Do a 9/11 so i don't see your bitch ass again

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Jayden i'm giving you to the feds

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It's ok he'll still play with us

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I'm gonna install Cuphead

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Just to get the urge to end myself

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since no one

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wants to be around me

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Salmon i'm coming for you

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And Asset

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your gonna be waking up trans on monday