WestJet Mechanics are organizing to strike
They have a 99% strike vote
from across the country
They are upset with the company's proposals
and are asking for an industry changing contract
It's ok, the Labour Minister
forced them into Binding Arbitration
My Fuhrer...
Sir...
The Canadian Industry Relations Board have stated
that the mechanics have a Right to Strike
All Austrian & Dutch managers who don't believe in suppressing Canadian wages, please leave the room
How dare they reject our generous 0.5% wage increases!
Don't they know they are just Canadians!!
Canadian Labour Law getting in the way of Corporate profits!
We take the safety of Canadians very seriously
by paying our mechanics
absolutely as little as possible!
They need to know they are stuck with
Binding Arbitration!
My Fuhrer, that will take months!
Then get management mechanics & contract mechanics to do the checks!
My Fuhrer, there is an industry wide shortage
Canadian workers and their desires...
only working for livable wages...Despicable!
Now customers will want
paid hotels and we will have to say we care
by denying them hotels
Who would have thought the Industrial Relations Board
Doesn't support Corporate Greed or taking way Constitutional Rights
I miss the Father Land!
At least the Encore Pilots fell for our threats
Those pilots are easier to deal with
They think their wages will shutdown an airline
They appreciate their Regina layovers
Now these mechanics want
US style wages. This will kill our bonuses
And force us to raise fares by 27 cents
I was hired to promote the Canadian Standard
But now I will be known as an Austrian failure
That couldn't bully Canadians!
Don't worry, LinkedIn will find us another CEO
We used to have a culture of all being Owners
We used to drink the Koolaid together
With lots of pizza parties
with company created "unions"
I really thought we had them after all those selfies with the Liberals
Pretty much the only thing that government is good at
What a useless government