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Here we will focus our recruiting

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The Houston area

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is ripe for the plucking.

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With our planted sympathizers we can dominate.

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In the future, the sips will be irrelevant.

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Where is Schloss in this?

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He will be necessary to close on prospects.

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Mr. Luicci,

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Schloss has..

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Schloss has signed with the Longhorns.

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He is no longer our coach.

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Everyone but Olin, Brauny, and Tarp leave the room, now.

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What the fucking fuck!?

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How the fuck does no one tell me this?

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I am the most influential Aggie to ever wear the maroon and white!

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Nothing happens in College Station

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without my knowledge!

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How the hell did those sips steal our coach?

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We are finally back to our rightful place

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at the forefront of college athletics!

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We fired his friend without telling him

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Who gives a shit about a bullshit position?

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We have male cheerleaders.

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And they're the best damn yell leaders in the country!

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We're Aggies!

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We don't have beautiful women

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prancing around for the fan's amusement!

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We have men, real men who guide the fans

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through the chants so that we know what to say!

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And let me remind you that we blow more bubbles in a game than they do

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in an entire season.

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Not to mention helping visiting fans find the stadium.

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It is important to understand

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The degree of the betrayal facing us.

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The entire country is in on this.

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Sankey does nothing

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and the State Legislature stands idly by laughing at us.

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They cost us a natty by throwing the games in tu's favor.

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All the while pretending to like me.

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What kind of chumps do they think to take us for?

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This is illegal and we should sue them!

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Don't worry, we can go to Austin, too.

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There is no future for us here.

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We tried to warn them about how the sips operate.

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It's not fair.

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We are little brother.

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Just once, before I died, I wanted to see us win a natty.  It has been my dream

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since I was a young redass.

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Now I must jerk off.