Here we will focus our recruiting
The Houston area
is ripe for the plucking.
With our planted sympathizers we can dominate.
In the future, the sips will be irrelevant.
Where is Schloss in this?
He will be necessary to close on prospects.
Mr. Luicci,
Schloss has..
Schloss has signed with the Longhorns.
He is no longer our coach.
Everyone but Olin, Brauny, and Tarp leave the room, now.
What the fucking fuck!?
How the fuck does no one tell me this?
I am the most influential Aggie to ever wear the maroon and white!
Nothing happens in College Station
without my knowledge!
How the hell did those sips steal our coach?
We are finally back to our rightful place
at the forefront of college athletics!
We fired his friend without telling him
Who gives a shit about a bullshit position?
We have male cheerleaders.
And they're the best damn yell leaders in the country!
We're Aggies!
We don't have beautiful women
prancing around for the fan's amusement!
We have men, real men who guide the fans
through the chants so that we know what to say!
And let me remind you that we blow more bubbles in a game than they do
in an entire season.
Not to mention helping visiting fans find the stadium.
It is important to understand
The degree of the betrayal facing us.
The entire country is in on this.
Sankey does nothing
and the State Legislature stands idly by laughing at us.
They cost us a natty by throwing the games in tu's favor.
All the while pretending to like me.
What kind of chumps do they think to take us for?
This is illegal and we should sue them!
Don't worry, we can go to Austin, too.
There is no future for us here.
We tried to warn them about how the sips operate.
It's not fair.
We are little brother.
Just once, before I died, I wanted to see us win a natty. It has been my dream
since I was a young redass.
Now I must jerk off.