WEBVTT 0 00:00.500 --> 00:03.250 Reports from the various fronts are in. Many of our top volunteers and Campaign Directors 1 00:04.000 --> 00:05.500 have been removed, resigned, or killed by friendly fire 2 00:05.650 --> 00:07.500 here, in the Minister's Slack 3 00:08.000 --> 00:12.000 ACLU, FRFF & AU are converging upon Louisiana to fight the 10 Commandments bill 4 00:12.900 --> 00:15.500 However Chaplaincy needs attention in several states and the second clinic opens soon 5 00:17.500 --> 00:19.000 Ok well that's fine, just call Evan 6 00:19.000 --> 00:21.500 Have him move some Grey Faction volunteers over 7 00:24.750 --> 00:26.500 Uh, Lucien 8 00:27.500 --> 00:28.500 Evan 9 00:31.000 --> 00:33.500 Evan resigned yesterday afternoon 10 00:34.000 --> 00:36.000 There's almost no one left 11 00:53.000 --> 00:58.500 I need a moment with Nooki, Randy, Bex and Murphy 12 01:13.000 --> 01:15.000 Why are these people leaving? 13 01:15.250 --> 01:17.750 Don't they know TST is strong and healthy? 14 01:18.750 --> 01:23.250 Fuck them! We'll run it ourselves!! We have an endless amount of volunteers waiting to get to work! 15 01:25.250 --> 01:28.000 Where are Rachel and Erin? 16 01:29.250 --> 01:31.000 Tell Erin she's now in charge of Grey Faction! 17 01:31.500 --> 01:34.000 Chaplaincy in Florida will be Randy, not this new SSS or whatever it's called 18 01:34.750 --> 01:37.750 Who do these people even think they are? They can't do this without me! 19 01:37.500 --> 01:40.500 These fucking assholes are turning on me for absolutely no reason! 20 01:40.500 --> 01:42.750 Lucien, Erin is already overworked and I think eventually there will be no more- 21 01:42.750 --> 01:46.250 Why aren't you on Reddit discrediting Evan? I'm not asking you to think I'm asking you to act! 22 01:46.500 --> 01:48.790 But Lucien, I could spend less time on Reddit and take the Grey Faction role. 23 01:48.790 --> 01:52.000 You don't know anything about about the therapists Randy! 24 01:53.000 --> 01:54.500 And neither does Erin! 25 01:56.000 --> 01:57.750 You are my closest comrades 26 01:57.750 --> 02:00.500 and together we will run TST entirely by ourselves! 27 02:00.500 --> 02:03.500 Rebuilding the Ministry to only have people WE like be Ministers! 28 02:04.500 --> 02:08.000 Randy will be in charge of Comms and the Satanic Representation Campaign. 29 02:08.750 --> 02:13.500 Nooki will be in charge of Grey Faction, TST.TV, and Chaplaincy. 30 02:14.000 --> 02:16.750 Murphy will be my go-between with the Ministers and will run Good Works 31 02:17.500 --> 02:21.750 And you two get back to making Podcasts I can guest on, quit stalling! 32 02:27.000 --> 02:29.000 Start asking for volunteers to help you do these tasks 33 02:30.500 --> 02:34.000 Dig deep, you're going to have to work a lot of hours and throw Penemue under the bus some more 34 02:34.500 --> 02:36.500 But TST's members are craving this according to what you tell me 35 02:41.000 --> 02:42.500 Listen, let's get this clear too 36 02:43.000 --> 02:47.500 If I hear that any of you say anything even remotely critical of my approach 37 02:48.500 --> 02:53.000 I will strip you of your Ministry Liaison title so fast it will make your head spin! 38 02:54.000 --> 02:56.000 Everyone who has left has been entirely against me 39 02:56.500 --> 02:59.750 And you must remain loyal, otherwise I'll have to replace you too 40 03:00.000 --> 03:02.500 Everyone is replaceable, even Erin and Rachel! 41 03:04.750 --> 03:07.500 No, that wouldn't happen to you. You work too hard. 42 03:14.250 --> 03:16.250 This is upsetting 43 03:19.250 --> 03:23.250 I should have cleaned house years ago 44 03:25.550 --> 03:26.750 I should have been more involved 45 03:31.500 --> 03:33.750 I see it now 46 03:40.750 --> 03:46.250 TST will begin to flourish in ways that have been beyond the limited 47 03:46.500 --> 03:49.000 imaginations of those who never imagined that 48 03:53.750 --> 03:56.000 we were every actually serious about our intergenerational longevity.