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AQA Biology paper 1 is finally here

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We have done Infection and Response

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and revised monoclonal antibodies

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After 2 weeks of watching freesciencelessons

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We should be able to get a solid 9 here

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We have a great 6 marker

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A potato cylinder practical

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My Fuhrer...

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Steiner..

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Steiner ignored all of monoclonal antibodies and the whole 4.3 basically

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They asked about cystic fibrosis

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Everyone who takes Edexcel, OCR A, and B, please leave

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CYSTIC FIBROSIS?

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THAT IS PAPER 2 SHIT!

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WITH 4 6 MARKERS, THIS IS SAW ALL OVER AGAIN!

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I havent revised paper 2 yet

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YET THEY FUCKING SHOVE IT AT ME!

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I knew I should've cheated and called the SS

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I REVISED ALL OF 4.3 FOR NOTHING

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THIS WHOLE PAPER IS LITERALLY ABOUT STARCH

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My Fuhrer, at least there was nothing about the heart

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WHAT ABOUT THE PHLOEM QUESTION? IT WAS A 5 MARKER!

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My Fuhrer, at least we had to draw a bar graph.

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The grade boundaries will be higher than Snoop Dogg himself.

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NO HONOUR!

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I REVISE VACCINATION AND ANTIBIOTIC RESISTANCE

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AND THEY ARE PREDICTED TOPICS

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BUT THEY ASK ME ABOUT SOME CAKE TEST

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HOW ARE THERE RISK FACTORS ABOUT CAKE AND BREAD

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DO YOU EAT ALL OF THE CAKE AND RISK DYING OF TYPE 2

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I FUCKING FORGOT IODINE SOLUTION EXISTED

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WITH THESE HORRIBLE GRADES I WOULD BE PAIRED UP WITH STALIN!

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A magnification 6 marker.

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I forgot my calculator, I fucked it up

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That's 6 marks down the drain.

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Fuck's sake...

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WHY DO THEY ASK ME PAPER 2 CONTENT IN PAPER 1?

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THEY HAVE TWO SEPARATE PAPERS FOR A FUCKING REASON

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All of 4.3 wasted.

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Nothing about protists or fungi!

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NOT EVEN MONOCLONAL ANTIBODIES!

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Don't worry Anna, Paper 2 won't be worse.

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I'm not gonna bother revising for paper 2.

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Paper 1 stuff will be there anyway.

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9 6 markers.

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English Literature next.

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The stress is fucking killing me.

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Revise Macbeth or A Christmas Carol.

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Or die trying.