AQA Biology paper 1 is finally here
We have done Infection and Response
and revised monoclonal antibodies
After 2 weeks of watching freesciencelessons
We should be able to get a solid 9 here
We have a great 6 marker
A potato cylinder practical
My Fuhrer...
Steiner..
Steiner ignored all of monoclonal antibodies and the whole 4.3 basically
They asked about cystic fibrosis
Everyone who takes Edexcel, OCR A, and B, please leave
CYSTIC FIBROSIS?
THAT IS PAPER 2 SHIT!
WITH 4 6 MARKERS, THIS IS SAW ALL OVER AGAIN!
I havent revised paper 2 yet
YET THEY FUCKING SHOVE IT AT ME!
I knew I should've cheated and called the SS
I REVISED ALL OF 4.3 FOR NOTHING
THIS WHOLE PAPER IS LITERALLY ABOUT STARCH
My Fuhrer, at least there was nothing about the heart
WHAT ABOUT THE PHLOEM QUESTION? IT WAS A 5 MARKER!
My Fuhrer, at least we had to draw a bar graph.
The grade boundaries will be higher than Snoop Dogg himself.
NO HONOUR!
I REVISE VACCINATION AND ANTIBIOTIC RESISTANCE
AND THEY ARE PREDICTED TOPICS
BUT THEY ASK ME ABOUT SOME CAKE TEST
HOW ARE THERE RISK FACTORS ABOUT CAKE AND BREAD
DO YOU EAT ALL OF THE CAKE AND RISK DYING OF TYPE 2
I FUCKING FORGOT IODINE SOLUTION EXISTED
WITH THESE HORRIBLE GRADES I WOULD BE PAIRED UP WITH STALIN!
A magnification 6 marker.
I forgot my calculator, I fucked it up
That's 6 marks down the drain.
Fuck's sake...
WHY DO THEY ASK ME PAPER 2 CONTENT IN PAPER 1?
THEY HAVE TWO SEPARATE PAPERS FOR A FUCKING REASON
All of 4.3 wasted.
Nothing about protists or fungi!
NOT EVEN MONOCLONAL ANTIBODIES!
Don't worry Anna, Paper 2 won't be worse.
I'm not gonna bother revising for paper 2.
Paper 1 stuff will be there anyway.
9 6 markers.
English Literature next.
The stress is fucking killing me.
Revise Macbeth or A Christmas Carol.
Or die trying.