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Edexcel Bio Paper 1 is finally here

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We have done Inheritance and Transport

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and feel fairly confident

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After hours of CGP and memorising

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This should be a breeze

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I'm predicting potato osmosis practical comes out

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and I've memorised transport in humans

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My Fuhrer..

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the test...

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The test had 4 5-6 markers

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and talked about snails and diarrhoea

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anyone who found the test easy and finished with 30 mins left, leave.

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FUCKING DIARRHOEA???

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I REVISE GENETICS AND I GET ASKED ABOUT SHIT!?!?

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AND WTF WAS THAT CHD QUESTION??

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this can't be real.

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AND THAT FUCKING SNAIL

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I REVISE FOR DAYS AND THEY ASK ME ABT SNAILS?!??!

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LEAVE IT THE FUCK ALONE

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TELL THAT ASSHOLE TO STOP POKING IT

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But Sir there were some free marks like test for starch

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WHO GIVES A SHIT EVERYONE GOT THAT RIGHT

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But sir the fermenter q wasn't too bad

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WHO CARES I GOT IT WRONG ANYWAYS

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ITS ALL BULLSHIT

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I REVISE EUTROPHICATION AND GLOBAL WARMING

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AND THEY ASK ME ABT SOME PLANKTON

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IVE NEVER SEEN A GRAPH WITH THAT MANY FUCKING LINES

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AND THAT FUCKING FARMER WITH HIS STUPID GREENHOUSE

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THE ONLY THING I KNEW WAS CO2 = GLOBAL WARMING

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EDEXCEL FUCKED ME OVER THIS TIME

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I MEMORISED ALL OF TRANSPORT AND FUCK ALL CAME UP ON IT

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I thought it would be fine

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I thought I would breeze through it

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I WILL COOK i said

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but no.

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ALL THOSE PAST PAPERS JS TO GET FUCKED OVER BY DIARRHOEA

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ALL MY EFFORT GONE TO WASTE

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THAT LACTOSE INTOLERANT MF CAN FUCK OFF

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HOW TF DO YOU EVEN DILUTE SMTH ANYWAYS

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THEY HAVE NEVER TAUGHT ME THIS ONCE

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its ok Anna, you got the risk factor of CHD question right

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i give up

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i have to pray paper 2 doesn't fuck me over even more

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i can't do this anymore

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eng lit is next

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cant wait to write three essays in 2 hours

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and talk about Steinbeck

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fuck this bio paper.