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Here is Lexington

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Home of the Kentucky Wildcats

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Calipari is going to use the transfer portal this year

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get older players

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and get us back to the Final Four

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Does he still have his lifetime contract?

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33 million buyout?

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My Fuhrer

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Matt Norlander is reporting

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Calipari is going to Arkansas

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the chicken man is giving him 5 million in NIL

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Anyone who shops at Walmart, leave now

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THE CHICKEN MAN?!

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WE LOST OUR COACH TO ARKANSAS?

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THEY DIDN'T EVEN MAKE THE TOURNAMENT

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THERE WERE BELOW .500

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It's okay, I like Dino Nuggets too

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Their old coach took his shirt off after every win

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He was only 5ft tall!

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He left them for a football school!

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My Fuhrer, the beaches in LA are beautiful!

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Fuck Los Angeles, I'll invade them next!

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My Fuhrer, his mother lives there also

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USC hasn't made the Final Four in 70 years!

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They average 4k fans a night!

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There are more homeless that enter that stadium than basketball fans

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WE ARE KENTUCKY

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The blueist of blue bloods!

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We expect to win titles every year!

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#1 draft picks

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I'll kill myself before losing my coach to a chicken man

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Everyone is making fun of us on Twitter

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I guess it's not so bad

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Hundreds of coaches will line up for this job

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We will get the best coach in the country

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Go offer Danny Hurley 10 million

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He'd be a fool to turn us down!

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If he does, we can go get Billy Donovan!

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Matt Jones from KSR said he'd leave the NBA for us

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Worst case scenario, we get Scott Drew

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He's won a title!

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The Dino Nuggets are sold out, they'll get more!

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We have to get this hire right

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UCLA, Indiana

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We saw what happened to them

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There's no way those 3 coaches turn us down

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They would crawl to Kentucky

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on their hands and knees

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wouldn't they?