Here is Lexington
Home of the Kentucky Wildcats
Calipari is going to use the transfer portal this year
get older players
and get us back to the Final Four
Does he still have his lifetime contract?
33 million buyout?
My Fuhrer
Matt Norlander is reporting
Calipari is going to Arkansas
the chicken man is giving him 5 million in NIL
Anyone who shops at Walmart, leave now
THE CHICKEN MAN?!
WE LOST OUR COACH TO ARKANSAS?
THEY DIDN'T EVEN MAKE THE TOURNAMENT
THERE WERE BELOW .500
It's okay, I like Dino Nuggets too
Their old coach took his shirt off after every win
He was only 5ft tall!
He left them for a football school!
My Fuhrer, the beaches in LA are beautiful!
Fuck Los Angeles, I'll invade them next!
My Fuhrer, his mother lives there also
USC hasn't made the Final Four in 70 years!
They average 4k fans a night!
There are more homeless that enter that stadium than basketball fans
WE ARE KENTUCKY
The blueist of blue bloods!
We expect to win titles every year!
#1 draft picks
I'll kill myself before losing my coach to a chicken man
Everyone is making fun of us on Twitter
I guess it's not so bad
Hundreds of coaches will line up for this job
We will get the best coach in the country
Go offer Danny Hurley 10 million
He'd be a fool to turn us down!
If he does, we can go get Billy Donovan!
Matt Jones from KSR said he'd leave the NBA for us
Worst case scenario, we get Scott Drew
He's won a title!
The Dino Nuggets are sold out, they'll get more!
We have to get this hire right
UCLA, Indiana
We saw what happened to them
There's no way those 3 coaches turn us down
They would crawl to Kentucky
on their hands and knees
wouldn't they?