WEBVTT 0 00:00.500 --> 00:03.250 Listen up, we have been acquired by YotaWerx 1 00:04.000 --> 00:05.500 YW network has expanded... 2 00:05.650 --> 00:07.500 Here... and here. 3 00:08.000 --> 00:12.000 That means Kreg and Dave will no longer be at the top. 4 00:12.900 --> 00:15.500 But now Marc ZitFace is in charge. 5 00:17.500 --> 00:19.000 Have them draw a circle on the map... 6 00:19.000 --> 00:21.500 I'll figure out my area later. 7 00:24.750 --> 00:26.500 Kreg... 8 00:27.500 --> 00:28.500 some of the others... 9 00:31.000 --> 00:33.500 ... have defected and made their own tune. 10 00:34.000 --> 00:36.000 They've taken old files and renamed them. 11 00:53.000 --> 00:58.500 Wahoobitch, Langley, Dave... stay here... everyone else fuck off. 12 01:13.000 --> 01:15.000 What the fuck happened?! 13 01:15.250 --> 01:17.750 This was supposed to be a merger! 14 01:18.750 --> 01:23.250 How the hell did it turn into an acquisition?! 15 01:25.250 --> 01:28.000 The dudes on TW are laughing at us... 16 01:29.250 --> 01:31.000 ... YW Blackhawk is still fucked! 17 01:31.500 --> 01:34.000 We were going to release KDWerx-SS. 18 01:34.750 --> 01:37.750 6 patches later BlackCawk Down is still jacked! 19 01:37.500 --> 01:40.500 Get your ass to the dyno! 20 01:40.500 --> 01:42.750 Kreg I don't even think you know how a dyno works. 21 01:42.750 --> 01:46.250 Do you think I give a fuck? 22 01:46.500 --> 01:48.790 Just turn some knobs and add throttle. 23 01:48.790 --> 01:52.000 You don't think I've already done that? 24 01:53.000 --> 01:54.500 Fake more stock dyno runs! 25 01:56.000 --> 01:57.750 Just buy a file from OTT... 26 01:57.750 --> 02:00.500 ... log their tune and butt dyno it! 27 02:00.500 --> 02:03.500 I've mastered turning off CEL's. 28 02:04.500 --> 02:08.000 They weren't supposed to smog any vehicles. 29 02:08.750 --> 02:13.500 And now OTT has Certified Emissions! 30 02:14.000 --> 02:16.750 It's hard to be a nurse and a tuner! 31 02:17.500 --> 02:21.750 Marc is a nurse and he has twice the skill I do. 32 02:27.000 --> 02:29.000 I got paid a shit ton of money... 33 02:30.500 --> 02:34.000 ... this merger was supposed to happen to us. 34 02:34.500 --> 02:36.500 But they flipped the tables on us. 35 02:41.000 --> 02:42.500 We were the 3rd most popular tune... 36 02:43.000 --> 02:47.500 ...we were the finest tuner in these parts! 37 02:48.500 --> 02:53.000 Then our tuners started logging KDM Pro... 38 02:54.000 --> 02:56.000 They uncovered my lies. 39 02:56.500 --> 02:59.750 Our tune knocks more than an idling diesel. 40 03:00.000 --> 03:02.500 None of you guys knew... 41 03:04.750 --> 03:07.500 Keep it together... it'll be ok. 42 03:14.250 --> 03:16.250 Migraine has already left... 43 03:19.250 --> 03:23.250 Everyone is starting a mutiny. 44 03:25.550 --> 03:26.750 But... 45 03:31.500 --> 03:33.750 OTT fucked us 3 years ago. 46 03:40.750 --> 03:46.250 I wish I never asked John to leave. 47 03:46.500 --> 03:49.000 And in that short time we lost everything. 48 03:53.750 --> 03:56.000 We're done for.