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As you know Mein Fuhrer you are to arrive in Berlin from Stansted

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Arriving in Berlin then using the U Bahn

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To go straight to your Hotel

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The journey is a smooth one to the heart of Berlin

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Straight to your 4 star Hotel with refreshments on arrival

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This is great, quiet and efficient

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This is going to be a fantastic weekend

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Mein Fuhrer

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Barrie

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Barrie your sons are coming with you

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Christopher and Kevin will be joining you in Berlin

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Any of you who have experienced these clowns before please leave the room

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WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE!

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ALL OF YOU JUST WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE!

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I planned a nice weekend away, now this Bollocks!

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My God

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I dread to think what those degenerates have planned

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Given their history it's gonna be fucked!

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Christopher will be into some sordid gangbang with fat birds

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And Kevin will undoubtedly rent a Donkey

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Barrie it's a normal thing to rent a donkey

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He won't be using it for farming you stupid cunt!

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I'm confident he has good intentions

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Then you are as stupid as the rest!

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Holy Fuck!

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One minute i'm in a beer hall enjoying a cold pint

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The next i'm in a Trans leather club

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Being sprayed with shit and spunk from every direction

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Coincidentally, the next day

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I'll pop next door for a beer and meet a nice woman

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Only to end up in a 60 plus OAP anal marathon broadcast live to the world

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And I will hold those two responsible!

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The Bastards

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I wanted some me time

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Some time away from the madness

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And another thing

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THEY ALWAYS BEAT ME AT SNOOKER!

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Even when Christopher gives me 20 points in fouls

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It doesn't matter now

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But let me tell you something

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Even with a handicap I WILL BEAT KEVIN!

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Don't worry he will beat Kevin one day

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It's done now

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We need to move forward

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General Gay

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Tell them to pack my lederhosen

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Not the ones with easy access zips

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Just to be safe

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You're all cunts by the way