The draft will be at Keith's house this year.
We're 60% certain his wife is cool with it.
Half of us will come from the South.
The rest of us that we're smart enough to leave after high school will come from the North
We're hoping for a 3 o' clock start time.
There are several bars close by.
Alright. So we're going to start precisely at 3 o' clock.
They want to vote
on rule changes
Bringing kickers back, adding a flex, eliminating keepers
Possibly adding keepers.
If you have less than $100 in your DK account get out.
Motherfucking rule changes!
That'll take 2 goddamn days!
Remember last draft?! When someone wanted an escalating keeper!
How about the draft before that!!
Let's get rid of Defenses!
Let's add an additional Flex and everyone gets 2 kickers!
No one is ever fucking happy!
I don't even get paid to auctioneer this goddman thing!
The guys want to put it to a vote and then we will move on..
VOTE ON IT!? IT'LL BE A SHOUTING MATCH!
Some guys would like to vote and see where we stand.
I'll tell you where we stand-find somone else to run this circus is where we stand!
I'm gonna hear it from Eric!
Eric is gonna have a coronary.
Wait until he punches someone in the face on purpose.
Possibly me or his own brother
Or anyone with the last name Stephens.
Im too fucking old for this shit.
I'lll have a goddamn coronary with him.
Then we will see who you get to run this shit show..
At least Kenny is safe in Texas.
But I'm here eating everyone's shit burgers.
He's just uses Zoom and is free as a bird
He uses Zoom
We all used Zoom during COVID and it sucked
We voted on that too!
Since voting works so goddamn well.
Let's vote on if the sun should come up.
Let's vote on having a goddamn draft at all.
He'll calm down after the edibles kick in.
I honestly considered ditching this year
and going on the wine trails
with my wife.
You guys are THAT bad.
I would rather sit through a full Catholic wedding.
But I am NOT going to spend time with my family.
I'll see you on Sunday.