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The draft will be at Keith's house this year.

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We're 60% certain his wife is cool with it.

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Half of us will come from the South.

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The rest of us that we're smart enough to leave after high school will come from the North

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We're hoping for a 3 o' clock start time.

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There are several bars close by.

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Alright. So we're going to start precisely at 3 o' clock.

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They want to vote

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on rule changes

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Bringing kickers back, adding a flex, eliminating keepers

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Possibly adding keepers.

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If you have less than $100 in your DK account get out.

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Motherfucking rule changes!

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That'll take 2 goddamn days!

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Remember last draft?!  When someone wanted an escalating keeper!

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How about the draft before that!!

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Let's get rid of Defenses!

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Let's add an additional Flex and everyone gets 2 kickers!

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No one is ever fucking happy!

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I don't even get paid to auctioneer this goddman thing!

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The guys want to put it to a vote and then we will move on..

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VOTE ON IT!? IT'LL BE A SHOUTING MATCH!

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Some guys would like to vote and see where we stand.

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I'll tell you where we stand-find somone else to run this circus is where we stand!

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I'm gonna hear it from Eric!

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Eric is gonna have a coronary.

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Wait until he punches someone in the face on purpose.

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Possibly me or his own brother

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Or anyone with the last name Stephens.

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Im too fucking old for this shit.

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I'lll have a goddamn coronary with him.

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Then we will see who you get to run this shit show..

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At least Kenny is safe in Texas.

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But I'm here eating everyone's shit burgers.

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He's just uses Zoom and is free as a bird

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He uses Zoom

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We all used Zoom during COVID and it sucked

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We voted on that too!

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Since voting works so goddamn well.

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Let's vote on if the sun should come up.

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Let's vote on having a goddamn draft at all.

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He'll calm down after the edibles kick in.

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I honestly considered ditching this year

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and going on the wine trails

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with my wife.

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You guys are THAT bad.

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I would rather sit through a full Catholic wedding.

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But I am NOT going to spend time with my family.

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I'll see you on Sunday.